Zifukwa za 5 Zomwe Ndikuwonekeratu Kuti Ndikulemala Kwanga

Zamkati

• 1. Chidwi!
• 2. Ndinkafuna kulepheretsa moyo wanga
• 3. Ndine wojambula komanso wokonda kucheza ndi anthu
• 4. Ndikuganiza kuti ndibwino kukhala ndi matenda achilendo, osowa kwambiri omwe palibe amene adamvapo
• 5. Ndimangofuna kupumula m'moyo

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1. Chidwi!

Ndimasangalala ndikadwala matendawa. Nditapumira pa chitetezo cha eyapoti pa njinga ya olumala pa Thanksgiving yomaliza, ndidalimbikitsidwa - ndidalimbikitsidwa ngakhale! - pakuwoneka konyansa kuchokera kwa nonse olemekezeka, amakhalidwe abwino, zouluka zolimba omwe adadikirira nthawi yanu kuyimirira.

Ndinkasangalala kwambiri nthawi yomwe ogwira ntchito ku TSA adandifunsa za ine mwa munthu wachitatu kwa mwamuna wanga pomwe ndidakhala pamenepo osanyalanyazidwa.

Zinali zosangalatsa kwambiri pomwe wothandizila wa TSA adayesa "kundithandiza" ndikundimasula kulimba paphewa nditangomufunsa kuti asakhudze.

Nditaponyedwa pachipata changa, zinali zosangalatsa kukuwonani mukuchita mantha pamene ine, tawonani, ndinagwiritsa ntchito yanga miyendo kuyimirira pa chikuku, monga faker.

Ndingayerekeze bwanji kubwereka njinga ya olumala ku United Airlines (mpando womwe amapereka kwa anthu omwe, monga ine, sangathe kuyimirira kwa nthawi yayitali kapena kuyenda pa eyapoti popanda kumva kupweteka kapena kuvulala)?

Nthawi zonse chidwi cha eyapoti chidali choledzeretsa. Tsitsi lomwe linali pamutu panga linayamba kunyezimira komanso kulimba chifukwa limayatsa magalasi anu kumbuyo pomwe ndimakonda kupita kuchimbudzi.

Monga tonse tikudziwa, anthu okhawo omwe amafunikira ma wheelchair ndi para- ndi quadriplegics. Ngati mutha kuyenda, mutha kuyenda nthawi zonse. Amuna, mzanga akuyenda posambira!

2. Ndinkafuna kulepheretsa moyo wanga

Ndisanayambe kufalitsa zilema zanga, ndinali woseketsa ndipo ntchito yanga inali kuyenda bwino.

Ndinakhazikitsa, kupanga nawo, komanso kuchititsa nawo zionetsero zotchuka ku Oakland zotchedwa "Man Haters." Kanemayo anali ndi omvera opitilira 100 pamwezi, ndipo adandipezera kusungitsa malo a SF Sketchfest, mphotho za 3 East Bay Express Best Comedy Show, ndikuwonetsedwa pazosangalatsa za Viceland.

Kuphatikiza pakupanga, ndimachita kuyimilira mausiku angapo pamlungu, ndipo, patangopita zaka zochepa, ndinali kulipira lendi yanga ndi ma bili angapo ndi ndalama zoseketsa. Ndinalinso ndi wothandizira waluso yemwe nthawi zonse ankanditumiza kukachita nawo kafukufuku ku L.A.

Ndinapeza njira yanga.

Koma monga ndikudziwira tsopano, chidwi cha omvera ndi mphotho zausiku ndi njira yapaulendo.

Chifukwa chake, m'malo mwake, ndidadwala ndikusiya kuyimirira, ndikusiya bwino maloto omwe ndidalota kuyambira ndili mwana.

3. Ndine wojambula komanso wokonda kucheza ndi anthu

Nditasiya kuimba, ndinayamba kudwala komanso kupweteka kwambiri.

Zambiri za 2018, ndimakhala masiku anga pabedi. Eya, palibe chomwe chimapatsa chidwi chomwe munthu amapeza ayi kukhala mchipinda momwe zimachitikira. Inali nthawi yoti ndikwaniritse dongosolo langa lalikulu.

Mgwirizano wanga wautali udayambiranso ku 2016, pomwe ndidalandira IUD yomwe idapangitsa kuti zipsinjo zanga zopweteka mwezi uliwonse zisanduke ululu wamasiku onse womwe udawombera kuchokera pachiberekero changa kutsika miyendo yanga ndikukhazikika m'mapazi anga, ndikupweteketsa ndi sitepe iliyonse yomwe ndidatenga .

Ndikulimbana ndi ululu watsopanowu, ndinasamukira m'nyumba yodzala ndi mbewa, makoswe, ndi njenjete. Ine, zachidziwikire, sindimadziwa chidziwitso chofunikira panthawiyo, chifukwa chake kwa miyezi 18 ndidalumidwa osayimitsidwa ndi nthata za makoswe zomwe sindimatha kuziwona, ndipo adandiuza dokotala wamwamuna kuti ndinali ndi parasitosis yonyenga.

Tsopano, zonsezi zikumveka ngati zoyipa, sichoncho? Ululu ndi gawo lililonse lomwe mumatenga miyezi? Khoswe wamphongo amaluma? Moyo wokhala pabedi?

Koma kumbukirani, ndidapanga zonse.

Mukuona, ndizoseketsa kwa ine kuti anthu amandimvera chisoni ndikundichitira ngati kuti ndapenga. Ndimasangalala ndi mwayi wotayika, ndalama zotaika, abwenzi otayika, zosangalatsa zomwe zatha - mumapeza!

Ndine woipa wochita masewera olimbitsa thupi yemwe waluso kwambiri anali kuwononga moyo monga ndimadziwira.

4. Ndikuganiza kuti ndibwino kukhala ndi matenda achilendo, osowa kwambiri omwe palibe amene adamvapo

Pofika chaka cha 2017, ndimadwala komanso kuvulala pafupipafupi, ndinasiya kuuza ngakhale anzanga apamtima - ndi m'mene ndinachititsira manyazi chifukwa chobisalira.

Zinali zowonekeratu kuti ndimalakwitsa. Ndinasuta ndinyolo. Sindinagone kawirikawiri. Ndinali ndi ntchito zisanu ndipo ndimagwira masiku 7 pa sabata.

Ndinali ndi ululu wophatikizika, wophatikizika wa tsiku ndi tsiku womwe umachepetsa ululu womwe umagwiritsidwa ntchito. Ndinagwa pafupipafupi. Ndinkachita chizungulire nthawi zonse, ndipo nthawi ina ndimadwala ndikusamba. Ndinayabwa. Sindinkagona. Moyo unali wovuta kwambiri.

Thupi langa silinali kachisi wanga, koma ndende yanga.

Koma zilizonse, sichoncho? Mwina ndimangokhala modabwitsa.

Ndicho chifukwa chake ndinayambitsa matenda a hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos (EDS), matenda omwe ndimabadwa nawo omwe amandipweteka, kuvulala, kugaya chakudya, kutopa, ndi zina zotero!

Ndi khadi yanga yopulumutsa moyo. Akadakhala EDS enieni, ndithudi adokotala akanandipeza ndili wachinyamata, atapatsidwa zizindikiro zanga zamabuku, sichoncho?

5. Ndimangofuna kupumula m'moyo

Kukhala wamkulu kumakhala kovuta ndipo patatha zaka 30 kuphatikiza ndikuchita? Sindikufunanso.

Chifukwa chake ndidapanga matenda osowa achibadwawa kuti ndifotokoze zaulesi komanso zolephera pamoyo wanga, ndi ta-da! Tsopano ndiyenera kuchita chilichonse chomwe ndikufuna.

Osati chilichonse chomwe ndikufuna. Ndilibe mphamvu yogwirira ntchito pafupipafupi. Ndipo kuyendetsa kuposa ola limodzi kapena apo kumandipweteka kwambiri mawondo, akakolo, ndi chiuno.

Ndipo ndidakali ndi ngongole ndi ngongole ndi maudindo, chifukwa chake ndimagwirabe ntchito, koma Hei, osachepera sindigwiranso ntchito masiku 7 pa sabata!

Ndipo ndipanga ndalama zochepa tsopano ndipo ndili ndi ngongole zambiri zachipatala kuyambira chaka chatha! Ndipo ndili ndi moyo wochezeka kwambiri ndipo ndikumvabe zowawa, ndipo tsiku lililonse ndimagwiritsa ntchito nthawi ndi mphamvu kuti thupi langa likhale labwino komanso losangalala!

Ndikupha!

Monga mukuwonera, malingaliro anga oyipa agwira bwino ntchito.

Ash Fisher ndi wolemba komanso woseketsa yemwe amakhala ndi matenda a hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos. Pamene sakhala ndi tsiku logwedezeka-mwana-nswala, akuyenda ndi corgi yake, Vincent. Amakhala ku Oakland. Dziwani zambiri za iye pa iye tsamba la webusayiti.