Mawu 14 Olimbikitsa ochokera ku Star Wars Okuthandizani Kuphwanya Zolinga Zanu Zolimbitsa Thupi

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Ndi gawo laposachedwa la Star Nkhondo chilolezo chofika m'malo owonetsera mu mlalang'amba osati kutali kwambiri, kutali pa Disembala 18, tidakumbukiranso zomwe taphunzira kuchokera kwa Jedi masters-ndipo alipo ambiri.

1. Chitani. Kapena musatero. Palibe kuyesa. Yoda ndiwanzeru kwambiri kwa kamoyo kakang'ono, kobiriwira. Kuyesera kukwera kulemera pokweza sikungakupangitseni kukhala olimba. Malangizo abwino-kaya ochokera ku Nike kapena Yoda-ndi ofanana: Ingochitani.

2. Palibe mwayi woti mwayi. Obi-Wan Kenobi adanena bwino. Mwayi sungakudutseni pamalo amodzi kapena ma mile imodzi. Khama lanu ndi khama lanu zidzakufikitsani kumapeto.

3. Zosatheka kuwona, tsogolo ndilo. Ngati titha kuganiza pazaumoyo wa Yoda tingayerekeze kuti angaphatikizepo kudya zakudya zake, kuchita yoga, ndi kugona mokwanira kuti adzikonzekeretse kukhala ndi thanzi labwino m'tsogolomu.

4. Mtsekeni kapena mutseke. Tikuganiza kuti Han Solo anali kunena za ma lunks a masewera olimbitsa thupi omwe amakugundani pakati pa seti.

5.Kuganizira kwanu kumatsimikizira zenizeni zanu. Anakin Skywalker adapatsidwa upangiriwu pophunzitsidwa kukhala Jedi, natch. Gwiritsani ntchito mawu ochokera kuyankhula kwake kuti akuthandizeni kupitanso mobwerezabwereza.

6. Khalani pa chandamale. Pitani mukatenge golide. Yang'anirani diso lanu pa mphoto. Cliché monga mawu ena angakhale, amakukakamizani kuti muziyang'ana pazomwe mukugwira.

7. Ndiyenera kukumbukira zam'tsogolo ... Koma osati motaya nthawi.Star Nkhondo lankhulani nthawi zina mumayenera kudzichitira nokha.

8. Kukula sikofunika. Kubwerera kokha komwe kumafunikira wina akakuuzani kuti atsikana musanyamule zolemetsa. Zikomo, Yoda.

9. Ndikantheni, ndipo ndidzakhala wamphamvu kuposa momwe mungaganizire. Ngakhale mulibe zowunikira kapena matabwa a thirakitala (bummer), muyenera kugwiritsabe ntchito upangiriwu kuyambira pomwe Obi Wan Kenobi adakumana ndi wophunzira wake wakale, Darth Vader. Mukhoza kuphunzira zambiri kuchokera ku zolephera zanu monga momwe mumachitira bwino; kugonjetsedwa kudzakupangani kukhala wothamanga wabwinoko nthawi ina.

10. Mantha ndiyo njira yopita kumdima. Ngati mukuyang'ana kuti mupange #bootygainz, muyenera kupita kumalo okwera. Kuopa kulimbitsa thupi kwatsopano sikungavutike. Ndizo zonse zomwe Yoda amatanthauza ... sichoncho?

11. Nthawi zonse pamakhala chachikuluger nsomba. Kapena kulemera kwakukulu, kapena kuthamanga kwautali, kapena kutembenuka kolimba. Qui-Gon Jinn adanena bwino.

12. Osandiwuza konse zomwe zingachitike. Ngakhale simukupanga gawo lamphamvu yama asteroid pa 3,720 mpaka 1 zovuta monga Han Solo, musalole aliyense kukuuzani kuti simungakwaniritse zolinga zanu. Chifukwa chakuti ndizovuta sizimapangitsa kuti zolinga zanu zisatheke.

13. Ndimaona kuti kusowa kwanu chikhulupiriro kumakusokonezani. Darth Vader adanena bwino: Odana adzadana. Simukusowa mtundu woterewu m'moyo wanu.

14. Lamuloli likhale nanu. Pulogalamu ya Star Nkhondo Makanema onse amakhala mozungulira 'mphamvu', khalidwe lomwe limapezeka paliponse lomwe limalimbikitsa otchulidwa. Kaya 'mphamvu' yanu ndi theka-marathon PR, kukweza zolemera zolemera, kapena kutaya mapaundi 10, gwiritsani ntchito kuyendetsa nthawi iliyonse yolimbitsa thupi.

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