Zomwe Ndimagwiritsa Ntchito Tsiku La Amayi Kuthamanga Matope

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Tsiku la Amayi layandikira, ndipo ogulitsa kudera lonselo akuyesera kupempha amuna ndi ana othokoza komanso okhudzidwa ndi milandu kulikonse. Maluwa, zodzikongoletsera, mafuta onunkhiritsa, ziphaso za spa, ma brun okwera mtengo, mumazitchula. Ndipo chaka chilichonse, amayife timavomereza mphatso zathu, kumenya kwathu kumbuyo, kuzindikira kwathu. Timasangalala maola athu 24 akuwala padzuwa-zothimbirira, mbale zodetsedwa, ndi mathalauza opusitsa omwe aperekedwa kwa wina patsikulo.

Kafukufuku waposachedwa wa Babble.com wapeza kuti zomwe amayi amafuna kwambiri si mphatso zoyenerera, koma tsiku lopanda kulera ana kapena kugona kofunikira. Koma ndikumwa botolo la vinyo, kuwonera kanema yemwe mumakonda, ndi nyumba yoyera (onse othamanga pa kafukufuku wa Babble.com) zonse zikumveka zabwino kwa inenso, kukoka mathalauza akale a spandex ndi nsapato zonunkha, ndikukweza mgalimoto. Ndili ndi anzanga asanu, ndikuyendetsa ola limodzi (popanda ana anga) kupita ku matope a Mudderella, osachita mpikisano, ma mile asanu ndi awiri, zopinga matope kwa azimayi zimamveka bwino.

Ndiwoneni, kubwezerananso sikuli pa Tsiku la Amayi. Zili pa udindo wanga wonse wodzipangira ndekha kukhala mayi. Nditakhala ndi pakati ndi mwana wanga woyamba, ndinamva kuti ndili ndi vuto lakubala ndi kubala ana (kukhala ndi pakati, kuyamwitsa, kutenga pakati, kuyamwanso, ndi zina zonse za makolo zomwe zimakunyamulani, kusiya, mfundo yoti ine ndi okhawo omwe akuwoneka kuti amatha kudula zikhadabo za ana). Ndinali ndi gawo la c ndi VBAC [kubadwa kumaliseche pambuyo pa gawo-c], zonse zomwe zidasiya thupi langa lakumunsi kuti lisazindikiridwe (sindingathe kulowanso momwe anamwino ana awiri adachitira ma boobs omwe anali nawo kale). Kusandulika kukhala mayi kudasokonekera ndikudziwika kwanga kwakuthupi ndi m'maganizo: Ndili ndi pakati ndi ana anga onse, ndimalota za kusewera mafunde ndikukwera miyala ziwiri zomwe sindinachitepo m'moyo wanga. Ndikuganiza kuti ndichifukwa chakuti ndimafunitsitsanso thupi langa; kuti imveke yamphamvu, yokhoza komanso, koposa zonse, yanga.

Kenako, mwana wanga wachiwiri atabadwa, ndinayamba kuphedwa chifukwa choti mayi anga anaphedwa. Sindinadziwe momwe ndingasinthire ana onsewa ndi zosowa zawo, motero ndinakhala ngati galu wa Pavlov; Ndikanangoyankha zivute zitani. Popita nthawi, zosowa zanga ndi zomwe ndikufuna, kaya ndikupita kumalo ochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi kapena kungokhala ndikuyang'ana pazenera, zinafota.

Koma chaka chino, ndili ndi mwana wanga wamng'ono pafupi ndi awiri, ndinaganiza zodzikoka ndi zingwe za bra kuti, "Kwakwanira." Ndabwerera kubwalo lochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi, ndidayambiranso kutsetsereka, ndidayamba yoga. Ndinayambanso kudzimva wamphamvu komanso kudziyimira pawokha. Ndipo ndi malingaliro abwino onsewa, pomalizira pake ndinatha kuwona udindo wanga monga umayi osati wopondereza, koma monga wamphamvu ndi wamphamvu. Gehena, ndinanyamula anawo m'mimba mwanga kwa miyezi 18 (ndipo pambuyo pake ku Bjorn ndi Ergo). Ndipo ndimapitiliza kuwanyamula, nthawi zina m'modzi kumanja, nthawi zina ndikufuula ndikukankha. Koma chofunika koposa, ndimakhala ndi iwo—ndi banja langa lonse—kupyolera munjira yosalekeza imeneyi yotchedwa moyo. Ndipo zimatenga mphamvu yomwe sindimadziwa kuti ndili nayo.

Chifukwa chake Tsiku la Amayi ili, sindikufuna kumwa botolo la vinyo kuti ndithane ndi nkhawa. Ndipo sindikufuna kukhala pa spa, kuyesera kupumula pomwe mndandanda wanga wopanda malire wa zochita umayenda mozungulira mutu wanga.Ndipo ine ndikutsimikiza monga gehena sindikufuna kupita ndi mizukwa yanga yaying'ono, um, munchkins, ku malo odyera.

Ayi, ine ndikufuna kusiya moyo wanga wa amayi mmbuyo kwa maora pang'ono. Ndikufuna kuthamanga ndikusewera m'matope ndi anzanga, osaganizira gawo limodzi lokhudza ana anga. Ndikufuna kukondwerera momwe thupi langa komanso kupirira kwanga kulili kolimba-onse ndikuchita zovuta za Mudderella. Ndikufuna kukwaniritsa izi chifukwa pansi, ndili ndi kukayikira ngati nditha kutha kapena ndikamaliza, ndikufuna kudzitamandira ndikugawana ndikumva ndi anzanga. Ndine wokonzeka "kukhala ndi mphamvu zanga" (ndiwo mzere wa tag wa Mudderella), kukwera zingwe, kukwawa mu tunnel, ndi makoma a jousting. Lero ndila ine. Osati ngati amayi, koma ngati mkazi wamphamvu. Ndipo zonse zikanenedwa ndikuchitidwa ndipo matope atachotsedwa, nsapato zanga zatayidwa mu zinyalala, ndipo minofu yanga ikuwawa, nditenga botolo la vinyo lija ndikumwetsa, osati kudzipangira ndekha, koma kudzikonda ndekha. -kulemekezedwa. (Izi zikuyenera kukhala chimodzi mwazinthu 11 Zomwe Ziyenera Kuyimbidwa Mopepuka.)

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