Mwatiuza: Jenn of Eating Bender

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Kuyambira ndili kamtsikana, dzina langa lotchulidwira banja lakhala Bender. Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake dzina ladzina limeneli lidakhalapo kapena momwe lidakhalira, koma ndikudziwa kuti lidachokera kwa amayi anga, omwe amakonda kutchula ana awo mayina osamveka bwino komanso osamveka bwino. Ndikudziwanso kuti yakwanitsa kupirira kwazaka zopitilira makumi awiri. Ndizotheka kunena kuti wafika pano!

Nditapanga Eating Bender mmbuyo mu Marichi 2008, ndinazindikira kuti mawu akuti bender amatanthauzanso spree, motero lingaliro lopanga bulogu loperekedwa ku "moyo wathanzi wamoyo wonse" lidabadwa. Mfundo za bonasi zokhoza kuzigwiritsa ntchito ngati pun! (Khalani mozungulira nthawi yayitali ndipo mudzazindikira kuti chikondi changa cha puns chimapitilira mawu akuti bender.)

Zaka zopitilira zitatu pambuyo pake, Bender yakhala gawo lokulirapo la ine. Yakulitsidwanso kuti iphatikize banja langa lonse. Papa Bender ndiwotchuka kukhitchini. Amayi Bender ndikumverera kwodzadza ndi kuphika. Baby Bender ndiye m'bale wabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi. Munthu yekhayo amene wathawa dzina lakutchulidwali ndi amuna anga, Bobby… pakadali pano.

Kudya Bender kudapangidwa chifukwa chokonda chakudya, zakudya zopatsa thanzi komanso thanzi. Amapangidwa kuti azikhala ngati malo oti nditha kugawana moyo wanga, kuyambira pazakudya ndi malo odyera mpaka chakudya, maphikidwe ndi - pamene sindili ndi njala - kulimbitsa thupi komanso kusinkhasinkha kwa moyo wonse. Pamene sindikuchita mabizinesi awiri, ndikugwira ntchito yanga yoyamba. Mosafunikira kunena, ndimakonda kukhala wotanganidwa, ndipo ndikuyembekeza kugawana zambiri pamitu yonseyi ndi inu!

Cholinga changa ndikupanga kusonkhana kwa anthu omwe angayang'ane wina ndi mnzake kuti apeze mayankho ndi upangiri pachinthu chilichonse ndi chilichonse chakudya komanso (osati-) zopeka, kaya ndi njira yabwino kwambiri yopangira risotto kapena malo ogulitsa kwambiri pamashelefu a mabuku. Ndimangokhalira kucheza, choncho chonde imbani moni ndikupatseni moni!

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