Njira 13 Zopezera Dokotala Wokutenga (Kwambiri, Kwambiri) Kwambiri Mukakhala Mukuvutika

Mukutsimikiza kuti simukunama, komabe?

Momwe timawonera mawonekedwe apadziko lapansi omwe timasankha kukhala - {textend} ndikugawana zokumana nazo zolimbikitsa zitha kupanga momwe tingachitirane wina ndi mnzake, kukhala abwinoko. Uku ndikuwona kwamphamvu.

Tinene kuti mwakhala mukumva kuwawa kwakanthawi, mwina zaka.

Kuganiza, mopanda nzeru, kuti kukhala ndi ululu wopweteka kwa miyezi ingapo si zachilendo, pitani kwa dokotala wanu. Amalamula ntchito yamagazi ndipo mwina X-ray kapena sonogram. Zotsatira zonse zimabweranso zabwinobwino, chifukwa chake dokotala amakana nkhawa zanu.

Mwinanso akukuimbani mlandu wofuna mankhwala osokoneza bongo, popeza anthu okhawo omwe ali ndi zowawa "zenizeni" mwina akumwalira kapena kunama.

Ndikumvetsetsa. Zinanditengera zaka 32 kuti dokotala amvetse ululu wanga mozama - {textend} ndikudziwitsidwa kuti ndili ndi matenda am'mimba omwe ndidabadwira omwe palibe dotolo amene adazindikira zisonyezo zanga za, whoops.

Sindikufuna kuti mudikire zaka zambiri kuti mupeze mayankho. Chifukwa chake pali maupangiri ndi zidule zaukadaulo kuti dokotala wanu akumvereni, atenge ululu wanu mozama, ndipo - {textend} gee-whiz-gosh-golly! - {textend} mwina ngakhale kuthandizira.

1. Nena: "Ndikumva kupweteka." Kunyalanyazidwa kapena kuchotsedwa ntchito, chifukwa sizingakhale zoyipa chonchi. Chokani ndi mchira wanu pakati pa miyendo yanu, munali wabbit.

2. Nena: "Ndikumva kupweteka." Nthawi ino dokotala akuyankha! Ndikutulutsa maso. Kutsatiridwa ndikukukumbutsani kuti ntchito yanu yonse yamagazi ndiyabwino ndipo "simukuwoneka ngati mukudwala." Choka ku ofesi ya dokotala, iwe wokokomeza modabwitsa, iwe!

3. Valani batani lomwe limati, "Zikumbutso zaubwenzi: Ndikumva ululu." Ikani pa malaya anu akuti, "ZOIPA ZABWINO, DOC." Onetsetsani kuti akuyang'ana kummero kwanu kuti mukatulutsa lilime lanu ndikunena kuti "ah," awona tattoo yanu yamalilime yatsopano yomwe imati: "WALUMBIRA."

4. Bweretsani makina a polygraph pamsonkhano wanu wotsatira. Onetsetsani kuti mwalumikizidwa nazo mukakumbutsa doc yanu kuti mukumva kuwawa, tsiku lililonse. Adzazindikira kuti ngakhale makinawo akunena kuti simukunama, inshuwaransi yanu siyikuphimba mayeso a polygraph, chifukwa chake, sangakumbukire zotsatirazi posankha dongosolo lanu lazachipatala, lomwe ndi yoga.

5. Dokotala akakuuzani za yoga, mumuuze kuti ululu wanu ndi woipa kwambiri ndipo simungathe kuchita yoga. Chifukwa chake, ngati angangothandiza kuthana ndi mafupa olumikizana ndi minofu yolumikizayi yomwe ikucheperachepera, ikukufooketsani kwambiri sabata iliyonse - {textend} kaya ndi mankhwala azolimbitsa thupi kapena mankhwala opweteka kapena katswiri kapena basi, mukudziwa, china - { textend} mulonjeza kuti mutenga kalasi ya yoga.

6. Lembani buku lotchedwa "A Second Second Primer on Basic Human Decency" ndipo mosadziwika mutumize kwa dokotala sabata yomwe mwasankhidwa.Sadzawerenga - {textend} ndiye kuti ndi 22 ya zoyambira zachikhalidwe.

7. Ikani manja anu pa chovala chamagetsi. Dulani mabwalo awiri ofiira ofiira ndikusoka pamiyala yachikaso ndi yobiriwira. Nthawi yakwana kusankhidwa kwanu, mudzakupatseni zovala zanu zopweteka. Adotolo atenga chovala chanu cha magetsi atatu ofiira ndikuyamba kufunsa "Chifukwa chiyani?" Apa ndipamene mumangodandaula kuti, "Chifukwa chiyani onse ali magetsi oyimitsa? Wokondwa kuti mwafunsa! Chifukwa chake musasiya kunyalanyaza zowawa zanga. ”

8. Bweretsani corgi wanu kuti amumvere chisoni chifukwa mwana wachitsiru uja wokhala ndi maso akulu ofiirawo amatha kupangitsa munthu aliyense kuti amuchitire chilichonse, mpaka kuphatikizira kukopa akatswiri azachipatala kuti amvetsere kupweteka kwa amayi ake. Ngati mulibe corgi, mutha kubwereka yanga.

9. Valani ngati choseketsa. Lirani, lirani misozi yanu yayikulu, yachisoni. "Doc," mungadandaule motero, "amati ma clown amangolira mobisa. Koma tandiyang'anani! ” Dokotala wanu akupimirani ndi "Crocodile Tear-Itis" ndipo mwina angakupatseni kutumizidwa kwamisala musanakuchotsereni pamachitidwe ake. Usiku womwewo mudzayatsa pampando wanu wogwedezeka, mukuvekabe zovala zanu zachabechabe, ndikung'ung'udza nokha mukamayesa kudziwa komwe zalakwika, "Koma ... aliyense amakonda chisudzo."

10. Ziphuphu ndi yankho lomwe silibweza m'mbuyo! Dokotala wanu akhoza kukhala wachuma, koma inu mukumva kuwawa! Umuphike mkate wowawa. Kapena tengani imodzi mwazinthu zachilendo zomwe aphunzitsi anu pasukulu yoyambira amadana nazo ndikumugwedeza akamakugwirani chanza. Akayamba kufuula, afotokozereni, “Tsopano mukudziwa momwe ndimamvera! Tiyeni tikambirane njira zothanirana ndi ululu. ”

11. Pemphani mnzanu kapena mnzanu kuti abwere nanu atavala malaya “Ndili Wopusa” kuti anene kuti, “Ndili ndi Wokondedwa Wanga Yemwe Akuvutika Ndipo Ndikufuna Kuti Mumumvere ndi Kusiya Kumupanga Moyo Wovuta Kwambiri. ” Onetsetsani kuti akudziyika okha kuti mivi ikulozereni.

12. Pitani ku sukulu ya zamankhwala ndikukhala dokotala, kuti mudziwe komwe kumayambitsa zowawa zanu, kuchiritseni ndi chithandizo chatsopano, chatsopano, chosintha, cha Mphoto ya Nobel. Simukupweteka, koma osataya chidwi! Onetsetsani kuti mwadzipaka pamaso pa dokotala ndipo musaiwale kuti simunachite zonsezi kuti muchepetse ululu wanu, koma kuti mumulalikire.

13. Muzimwalira patsogolo pa dokotala wanu, mutadutsa zala (kuti muwonjezere mwayi wokutsitsimutsani). Ngati simufa, mwina adzanena kuti mukukokomeza.

Ngati mumwalira, zikomo! Zowawa zanu zidalidi zenizeni, mudadwala kwambiri, ndipo aliyense amene amakukayikirani apepesa. Tikukufunirani zabwino zambiri pambuyo pa moyo.

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