Tsamba la Pro-Skinny Imayimbira Kate Upton Fat, Lardy
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Wolemba patsamba lotchedwa Skinny Gossip adalemba dzulo mutu wakuti "Kate Upton is Well-Marbled." Akuyamba positi pofunsa funso: "Kodi mumadziwa kuti anthu ndi 80 peresenti ofanana ndi ng'ombe? Chabwino, ndiloleni ndikutsimikizireni ..." ndikutsatiridwa ndi zithunzi zina zachitsanzo. Kate Upton kuzungulira msewu.
Koma kusiya kuyitana Upton mafuta sikunali kokwanira. M'malo mwake, wolemba, yemwe dzina lake ndi Skinny Girl, adatsatira kunena kuti "Upton amadula msewu ngati pali buffet kumapeto kwake," "amawoneka wokhuthala, wonyansa, ndipo ndi wolemera mapaundi 30 wolemera kwambiri bikini." O, ndipo mwachiwonekere Upton ali ndi "ntchafu zazikulu, zopanda m'chiuno, zazikulu, zowoneka mozungulira, kutanthauzira thupi moyipa-amawoneka ngati njerwa yonyezimira." Kumene ndikunena: Zowonadi?
Aliyense ali ndi ufulu wokhala ndi malingaliro, ndipo Skinny Girl mwachiwonekere adalandira malingaliro ndi mauthenga ambiri poyankha zomwe adalemba, zabwino, zina zoyipa, komanso zowopsa (Ziyenera kupita popanda kunena, koma sizikuwoneka: Anthu, ziwopsezo zogwiriridwa. SALI ZABWINO, ngakhale atakhala pa intaneti).
Podzitchinjiriza, Skinny Girl adalembanso positi yomwe inanena kuti akusintha momwe angayendetsere malo ake komanso dera lake ndipo adamaliza polemba kuti, "Pomaliza, palibe cholakwika kunena kuti wowonda ndi wokongola, ngati palibe cholakwika. ndikunena kuti curvy ndiyabwino, kapena tsitsi lofiira ndi lokongola, kapena china chilichonse chomwe wina wachita kuti chikhale chosangalatsa. Zokwanira, koma sananene kuti wowonda anali wokongola. M'malo mwake, zolemba zake zonse zidadalira lingaliro lakuti "mafuta" monga Kate Upton akutenga malo ogulitsa mafashoni motero akuthandizira kuti awonongeke pang'onopang'ono, komanso kuti anthu oonda mwachibadwa amanyozedwa nthawi zonse ndi anthu omwe "amalemekeza kumwa mopitirira muyeso." Chilichonse chomwe adalemba, ndichachidziwikire, malingaliro ake, koma ngati mtsikana mnzanga yemwe amakhala mdera momwemo momwe amachitiramo, ndikudabwitsidwa pang'ono ndikumva chisoni kuti adawona kuti ndikofunikira kutengapo gawo m'malo ankhanza, komanso ting'onoting'ono, tating'onoting'ono toseketsa kuti sanawone chodabwitsa povutitsa wina za kulemera kwake ndiyeno kunena kuti adamuvutitsa ndi yankho.
Zomwe ndakumana nazozi zasiyira mkamwa mwanga, koma ndikuganiza kuti ndikofunikira kuti tikambirane. Kuti ndikwaniritse izi, nayi mafunso omwe ndakhala ndikudandaula nawo pomwe ndidawerenga izi:
1. Mukuganiza kuti Skinny Girl ali ndi mfundo? Kodi munganene kuti anthu ofooka kapena owonda mwachilengedwe ndi gulu lomwe limasalidwa?
2. Kodi mayendedwe ngati "akazi enieni ali ndi zopindika" komanso "athanzi mulimonse"? Kodi amalimbikitsa thanzi ndi chidaliro, kapena mukuganiza kuti amalimbikitsa kunenepa kwambiri?
3. Kodi mukuganiza kuti mutha kukhala wathanzi komanso onenepa kwambiri? Kafukufuku wochulukirapo akuwonetsa kuti ndizotheka, koma "kusalidwa kwamafuta" sikutha. Kodi mukuganiza kuti n’chifukwa chiyani zili choncho?
4. N’chifukwa chiyani akazi nthawi zina amachitirana nkhanza?
5. Ndani amapambana mu mkhalidwe uno? Monga munthu yemwe wakhala akulimbana ndi kulemera kwanga moyo wanga wonse, si ine. Si Skinny Girl, yemwe amayenera kuthana ndi mavuto ake okhudzana ndi kudya, si owerenga athu omwe amatiuza zakumenya kwawo tsiku ndi tsiku, ndipo si Upton, wazaka 20 wopambana wotengera zisudzo komanso wochita zisudzo, yemwe thupi lake limakhala lopanda chilema chilichonse mwazikhalidwe zomwe timakonda kuno ku US, koma amene sangathawe malingaliro oti ngati ali "wonenepa," sayenera ulemu.
6. Ndani kwenikweni amene amachititsa kuti pakhale nkhani zoyipa zoterezi? Makampani opanga mafashoni? Ofalitsa? Zingatenge chiyani kuti zisinthe?
Mukuganiza chiyani? Tiyeni tikambirane!