Ndayesa Ma Vibrator 100+-ndipo Chokondedwa Changa Chimawoneka Ngati Banana

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Kuloledwa: Chimodzi mwazinthu zabwino kwambiri pantchito yanga yolemba zachiwerewere ndizoseweretsa zachiwerewere zaulere. Kuchokera pamapulagi othamangitsika ndi ma dildos a kristalo mpaka kumenyedwa kwa vegan ndi CBD lube, malo anga ogona (ndi stash yayikulu pansi pa kama wanga) mumadzaza ndi zosangalatsa zogonana. Pofuna kudziwa zambiri, dzulo ndinawerenga ma vibes pafupifupi 45 mnyumba yanga — ndipo ndizomwe zatsala nditatha ine Marie Kondo kutenga choseweretsa changa chogonana mu Marichi.

Kaya ndi mnzanga kapena ndekha, ndimayesetsa kupatsa aliyense mayeso pagalimoto. (Kapena, osachepera, kukulunga mu uta, perekani ngati mphatso, ndikubwereransozonse lipoti. Amakondwerera ubale wopindulitsa.)

Ndikunyengerera kwanga konse, mungaganize kuti ndinkasokoneza nthawi zambiri patsiku kuposa kutsuka mano. Koma ngakhale ndimakonda kusewera ndi Guinea, zoseweretsa zamisala sizimandipangitsa kuti ndibwere. Kulekeranji? Clit yanga ndi chizindikiro cha Khansa monga ena onse. Kutanthauza, ndi tcheru AF. (Zokhudzana: Uwu Ndi Mtundu Wanu Wogonana, Malinga ndi Horoscope Yanu).

Kwenikweni, ndimakonda ma vibes omwe ali enienimoyang'anizana ya Hitachi Magic Wand, ndipo, kawirikawiri, ndimawona ngakhale malo okhala mwamphamvu kwambiri kuti andilowerere. Maminiti awiri mkati, ndipo nthawi zambiri ndimakhala kuti ndachita dzanzi kapena ndikulimbikitsidwa kwambiri mpaka kupweteka. Um, pitani.

Miyezi isanu ndi umodzi yapitayo ndinapeza vibe yomwe ili yabwino kwa mbali yanga yovuta: Satisfyer's Yummy Sunlight Vibe (Gulani, $ 50, amazon.com).

Mwambiri, ndimakonda kwambiri zoseweretsa za Satisfyer. Amadziwika ndi ma clit suction vibes (yesani imodzi !!), ndipo pomwe kalembedwe kachidole sikamandipangitsa kukhala osangalala, Satisfyer 2 yawo imandibweretsera chisangalalo chochuluka. Ndiye ndikangotenga phukusi kuchokera kwa iwo, amandipopa.

Koma pamene vibe yowoneka ngati zipatso idawonekera pakhomo panga muulemerero wake wachikasu, ndidalembera mnzangayo kuti, "lero ndili ndi vibrator yomwe ikuwoneka ngati nthochi." (Dziwani zonse "kodi ndi nthochi yomwe ili mthumba mwanu kapena mukungosangalala kundiona?" Nthabwala.)

Tawonani, ineyo ndimakonda ma vibes omwe samaoneka ngati mbolo zenizeni, koma mtundu wachikasu unali wovuta kwambiri, ndinali kukayikira.

Komabe, nditasiyidwa ndekha ndi buku lomwe tsopano ndalitcha kuti The Nanner, ndinanena zomwe zidandisangalatsa ndikuyesa. Ndipo anthu, ndi momwe ndidaphunzirira kuti sindiyenera kuweruza vibrator ndi "chivundikiro" chake.

Zopangidwa ndi 100% za silicone, mawonekedwe ake, ndiabwino, osangalatsa. Nditha kupita kukafikira ~ silky ~. Ndipo, pafupifupi mainchesi 8 kutalika komanso pafupi ndi kulemera kwa (mukuganiza) nthochi, ili ndi heft yomwe imamva bwino mdzanja langa, koma siyolemera kapena yolemetsa (monga ma vibrator ena) omwe ndili nawo pampu yakutsogolo pomwe zonse zanenedwa ndikubwera.

Kupezeka kuti, pali sayansi yaying'ono kuseri kwa mawonekedwe a nthochi, nawonso: "Ili ndi kokhotakhota kumapeto komwe kumakhala kosangalatsa polowera mu G-banga," akufotokoza a Megwyn White, wowongolera somatic kukakamira komanso wotsogolera maphunziro ku Satisfyer. Ngakhale ndimakonda kusunthira nsonga ya choseweretsa kunja kwa labia yanga ndi clit, akuti ndichinthu chabwino kwa eni maliseche omwe amakonda kusewera G-banga kapena amakonda kumverera kokwanira. Dzuwa la Yummy lilinso ndi nthiti pang'ono, zomwe ndimakonda kuthamanga pavulva yanga.

Ili ndi mabatani atatu: batani lamphamvu pakati ndiyeno kusintha kwa "+" ndi "-" batani pamwamba ndi pansi kuti muwongolere mawonekedwe a vibration. (Ndizodabwitsa kwambiri, ngakhale kutentha kwa mphindi - scouts ulemu.) Lili ndi zoikamo 12 zosiyana, zisanu ndi chimodzi zomwe zimakhala zofanana, ndipo zisanu ndi chimodzi mwa izo ndi zomwe chizindikirocho chimachitcha "miyendo yakumwamba."

Kawirikawiri, kunjenjemera kochulukira ndi kulimba kwa vibe kumakhala nako, m'pamenenso ndimapeza kuti ndizosangalatsa-koma White akuti sichoseweretsa chabe cha omwe ali ndi skittles zovuta. "Ndi mphamvu zake zosiyanasiyana, Yummy Sunshine ndiyokondedwa ndi anthu ambiri," akutero. Ndimakondanso kuti injini ya Yummy Sunshine imagawa kugwedezeka pa "shaft" yonse, kotero kuti chidole chonse chimagwedezeka / kugwedezeka / kuyimba. Mwanjira imeneyi, sindiyenera kupeza zoseweretsa zokoma—zanga zokha. (Mukudziwa mukudabwa: Kodi Mungagwiritse Ntchito Vibrator Yanu Kwambiri?)

Za mtundu? Ndimaganizirabe kuti ndizoseketsa kuti zomwe ndikupita zikuwoneka ngati nthochi yothamanga, koma White adandiuza kuti Wokhutira wasankha utoto chifukwa "umapereka chiyembekezo komanso chidaliro." Tsopano, ndikamagwiritsa ntchito, ndimayimbabe nyimbo ya "Hollaback Girl" mofatsa kwa ine ndekha (chifukwa vibe iyi ndi B-A-N-A-N-A-S) ...

Mutha kugula Yummy Sunshine vibe pa Amazon $50. Ndipo mukakhala komweko, onani zoseweretsa zina zozizwitsa zogonana ku Amazon ndi mafuta opangira madzi. (Ineyo pandekha ndimalimbikitsa The Nanner ndi Lelo's Intimate Personal Moisturized—yang'anani pa paketi ndipo mumvetsa chifukwa chake #sexvibes).

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