Malingaliro 13 Omwe Mungakhale Nawo Mukangobereka kumene

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• “Ndikufuna nditenge boger uja sooo zoipa ... ”
• “Zingakhale zoipa bwanji, kwenikweni, kudya sub iyi pamutu pamwana wanga? Letesi ingothothoka siyingamupweteke, sichoncho? ”
• "Ndiyenera kutulutsa zoipa kwambiri, koma palibe chifukwa choti ndikadakhala pachiwopsezo chosuntha mwana uyu pakadali pano."
• “Oo taona, malaya anga sanamangidwe - {textend} mwina ndiyenera kulumikiza? Nah ... ”
• "Ndatsala ndi mkaka wochuluka motani ?!"
• “Chonde musatopetse, chonde musatopetse, chonde musatopetse.”
• "CRAP - {textend} ndi botolo liti lomwe ndangomudyetsa ??"
• "Mwina ndikanamizira kugona, amutenga ..."
• "Chifukwa chiyani ndikudzuka nditalowa m'dziwe la thukuta langa lozizira (kachiwiri) ?!"
• "Ndine nyama - {textend} nyama yeniyeni."
• “Ndikanaiwala bwanji kuti shawa lotentha linali lodabwitsa?”
• "Chabwino, ngati ndingagone pompano, nditha kutenga ola lathunthu asadadzuke, ndiye kuti adzadzukanso 1, kenako 3, motero, ndikhoza kupeza maola 4 usikuuno."
• "Kodi zingatheke bwanji kuti munthu wocheperako akhale ndi mphamvu zochuluka chonchi?"

Mwinanso ndikutopetsa komanso kununkhiza kwa mwana watsopanoyo? Chilichonse chomwe chingakhale, mukudziwa kuti mwalowa mozama muukonde tsopano.

Masabata asanu ndi awiri apitawo, ndinali ndi mwana.

Ndidakhala ndi mwana nditakhala ndi zaka 5 zapakati pokhala ndi ana, osafunikira kunena, ndakhala ndikusachita masewerawa kwakanthawi.

Patha zaka 5 kuchokera pomwe sindinagonepo usiku wonse, zaka 5 chichokereni matewera ang'onoang'ono mnyumba mwanga, zaka 5 chichitikireni pomwe ndidakumbukira momwe zimakhalira kuyesa kudya ndi dzanja limodzi komanso wina akulira khutu lanu.

Zakhala nthawi yayitali kwa ine, koma nthawi yomweyo, moyo wokhala ndi mwana wakhanda uli ngati kukwera njinga - {textend} zonse zimabwerera mwachangu.

Kupatula nthawi ino, ndiyenera kunena, pali zida zozizilirapo komanso gizmos mozungulira kuposa momwe ndidapangira izi nthawi yoyamba. Pali zinthu zina zomwe sindizindikiranso za umayi, koma nthawi yomweyo, palinso zambiri zomwe sizinasinthe.

M'malo mwake, mphindi yomwe ndidakhalanso mayi wa mwana wakhanda nthawi yomweyo ndimakumbukira malingaliro onse omwe amayi okha obadwa kumene ali nawo, monga ...

“Ndikufuna nditenge boger uja sooo zoipa ... ”

Mvetserani, sindingathe kufotokoza chifukwa chake kuyamwa mwana wamkulu wa booger ndi kachipangizo kakang'ono kameneka ndi kokhutiritsa, koma ndi. Zimakhala ngati ndikumvanso kuti njira yanga yapaulendo ndiyotseguka, ndipo ndimatha kupuma. Ahhhhh...

“Zingakhale zoipa bwanji, kwenikweni, kudya sub iyi pamutu pamwana wanga? Letesi ingothothoka siyingamupweteke, sichoncho? ”

Ngati simunadye chakudya pamutu pa mwana wanu komanso mwina mumtima mwanu, kodi ndinu mayi?

"Ndiyenera kutulutsa zoipa kwambiri, koma palibe chifukwa choti ndikadakhala pachiwopsezo chosuntha mwana uyu pakadali pano."

Kodi mudamvapo za chiwonetserochi "Man vs. Wild?" Mtundu wakulera uli ngati "Chikhodzodzo vs. Baby" ndipo tinene kuti, pamapeto pake, palibe opambana pamasewerawa.

“Oo taona, malaya anga sanamangidwe - {textend} mwina ndiyenera kulumikiza? Nah ... ”

Ngati mukuyamwitsa kapena kupopa, moona mtima, ndizosavuta mwanjira imeneyo. Kodi ndi chiyani? Atsikanawo akuyenera kutuluka mphindi zochepa mulimonse.

"Ndatsala ndi mkaka wochuluka motani ?!"

Kuopa mwamwadzidzidzi kuti mudzatha mkaka wa m'mawere ngati mukupopera sizachilendo mukakhala mu bondo m'moyo wobadwa kumene.

Onaninso: Kutsegulira mafiriji anu kangapo patsiku kuti muwone momwe mkaka wa m'mawere umasungira, um, palibe chifukwa chenicheni.

“Chonde musatopetse, chonde musatopetse, chonde musatopetse.”

Palibe chowawa chachikulu kuposa kumva phokoso lowopsya la mwana wanu wakhanda akudzaza thewera lawo panthawi yomwe mwawagonetsa. Kuusa moyo.

"CRAP - {textend} ndi botolo liti lomwe ndangomudyetsa ??"

Ndikutanthauza, amapeza bwanji manambalawa? Ngati botolo laipa pambuyo pa ola limodzi, chimachitika ndi chiyani ikatha ola limodzi ndi mphindi 10? Nanga bwanji ola limodzi ndi mphindi 20? Ugh, ndikhulupilira kuti sakadwala, ndine mayi woyipa!

"Mwina ndikanamizira kugona, amutenga ..."

O, anali kulira? Sindinamumve ... (onetsani kuseka koyipa kwamkati)

"Chifukwa chiyani ndikudzuka nditalowa m'dziwe la thukuta langa lozizira (kachiwiri) ?!"

Mahomoni ali ndi njira yosangalatsa yakupangitsani kumva kuti mwasandulika kukhala munthu wonyansa kwambiri wamoyo.

"Ndine nyama - {textend} nyama yeniyeni."

Nthawi yomwe mumadzipeza mokha mopumira chakudya chambiri ngati mphalapala osapatula nthawi yopanga mbale ndi nthawi yomwe mumasiya kusamala - {textend} chifukwa njala ya postpartum ndi yeniyeni, anzanga.

“Ndikanaiwala bwanji kuti shawa lotentha linali lodabwitsa?”

Seriously - {textend} mpaka mutakhala ndi mwana wakhanda, simumayamikiradi kuzizwitsa kwazinthu zazing'ono kwambiri m'moyo.

Monga shawa lenileni, losadodometsedwa. Mwayi wometa miyendo yanu (Onse! Osati umodzi wokha!). Makapu okwanira, otentha a khofi omwe mutha kumwa nthawi imodzi. Zinthu izi ndizodabwitsa kwambiri.

O, ndikukhala pansi - {textend} oh my gosh - {textend} mwayi wokhala pansi. Kodi ndinayamba bwanji kudzilola kuti ndisanyalanyaze zinthu zokongolazi kale?

"Chabwino, ngati ndingagone pompano, nditha kutenga ola lathunthu asadadzuke, ndiye kuti adzadzukanso 1, kenako 3, motero, ndikhoza kupeza maola 4 usikuuno."

Masamu obadwa kumene obadwa kumene ndi ovuta. Komanso zokhumudwitsa kwambiri mukawerenga zonsezi.

"Kodi zingatheke bwanji kuti munthu wocheperako akhale ndi mphamvu zochuluka chonchi?"

Ndikutanthauza, zowonadi - {textend} ndichinthu chabwino makanda ndiabwino, ndikunena zoona?

Chaunie Brusie ndi namwino wogwira ntchito ndi yobereka yemwe adasandutsa wolemba komanso mayi watsopano wazaka 5. Amalemba za chilichonse kuyambira zachuma mpaka thanzi mpaka momwe mungapulumukire m'masiku oyambilira aubereki pomwe zonse zomwe mungachite ndikuganiza za kugona konse komwe simuli kupeza. Tsatirani iye apa.