Maganizo Oseketsa-19 Osiyanasiyana Amayi Oyembekezera Amamvetsetsa

Zamkati

• 1. Kukhala ndi zithunzi zonse za pakati poyerekeza ndi za Beyonce.
• 2. Kumva njala nthawi imodzi ndikunyansidwa ndi chakudya.
• 3. Kumverera ngati mukukonzekereratu kudya gulu lankhondo la ana ... koma zonse ndi zanu.
• 4. Kukhala ndi dokotala kumasamala kwambiri za kulemera kwako, zomwe sizinachitike chiyambireni ... kutha msinkhu?
• 5. Pamene amuna anu ayamba kufunsa za "Zophophonya za Boob."
• 6. Kusankha mayina a ana, omwe amadziwikanso kuti flashback kwa munthu aliyense yemwe simunakondeko.
• 7. Kuyenda phiri kumamveka ngati mwavala chikwama chakumbuyo.
• 8. Kubwezeretsanso m'mawa ngati matenda.
• 9. Kupeza kutikita phazi lomwe mwadzidzidzi limamva X-rated.
• 10. Kukhala ndi anthu oti anenenso mawu anu okha mukamanena ali kumwa ... pomwe ankakonda kuyankhapo pokhapokha iwe sanali.
• 11. Maulendo apaulendo ndiosakhalitsa - {textend} pokhapokha mutakonzekera zopumira za 24/7.
• 12. Momwe zimamvekera kuwonera "Steel Magnolias." (Dziwani kuti mimba ili ndi misozi yolira.)
• 13. Zolakalaka zanu tsopano zimakhala ndi maulendo a Staples kukagula zithunzi zamtsogolo za zithunzi za mwana wanu, zojambula, malipoti ...
• 14.Kulandira kachitidwe ka malaya, chifukwa palibe amene ali ndi nthawi yovala ma jean zipped. M'malo mwake, ponyani buluku lililonse lomwe silili leggings.
• 15. Palibe chomwe chidzamve bwino ngati malo ogona openga omwe mwapeza.
• 16. Anthu opunduka omwe amakupezerani sanamvekenso bwino kale.
• 17. Kumva ngati siponji: Ndifinyireni ndiyambe kutuluka.
• 18. Chodetsa nkhaŵa chachikulu chobweretsa moyo watsopano padziko lapansi ndikukhala ndi udindo wawo wonse.
• 19. Chikondi chachikulu chomwe mudzamve mukamabweretsa moyo watsopano mdziko lapansi.

Mimba sikuti nthawi zonse imakhala pa tsamba la lotus, kupembedzedwa chifukwa cha mulungu wamkazi wopatsa moyo yemwe inu muli. M'malo mwake, pali mbali zina za mimba zomwe zimawululira ngati TV yapadera yosawunikiridwa. M'malo mozisunga mobisa, tasonkhanitsa zinthu 19 zomwe mayi wapakati yekha ndi amene angayamikire.

1. Kukhala ndi zithunzi zonse za pakati poyerekeza ndi za Beyonce.

2. Kumva njala nthawi imodzi ndikunyansidwa ndi chakudya.

3. Kumverera ngati mukukonzekereratu kudya gulu lankhondo la ana ... koma zonse ndi zanu.

4. Kukhala ndi dokotala kumasamala kwambiri za kulemera kwako, zomwe sizinachitike chiyambireni ... kutha msinkhu?

5. Pamene amuna anu ayamba kufunsa za "Zophophonya za Boob."

6. Kusankha mayina a ana, omwe amadziwikanso kuti flashback kwa munthu aliyense yemwe simunakondeko.

7. Kuyenda phiri kumamveka ngati mwavala chikwama chakumbuyo.

8. Kubwezeretsanso m'mawa ngati matenda.

9. Kupeza kutikita phazi lomwe mwadzidzidzi limamva X-rated.

10. Kukhala ndi anthu oti anenenso mawu anu okha mukamanena ali kumwa ... pomwe ankakonda kuyankhapo pokhapokha iwe sanali.

11. Maulendo apaulendo ndiosakhalitsa - {textend} pokhapokha mutakonzekera zopumira za 24/7.

12. Momwe zimamvekera kuwonera "Steel Magnolias." (Dziwani kuti mimba ili ndi misozi yolira.)

13. Zolakalaka zanu tsopano zimakhala ndi maulendo a Staples kukagula zithunzi zamtsogolo za zithunzi za mwana wanu, zojambula, malipoti ...

14.Kulandira kachitidwe ka malaya, chifukwa palibe amene ali ndi nthawi yovala ma jean zipped. M'malo mwake, ponyani buluku lililonse lomwe silili leggings.

15. Palibe chomwe chidzamve bwino ngati malo ogona openga omwe mwapeza.

16. Anthu opunduka omwe amakupezerani sanamvekenso bwino kale.

17. Kumva ngati siponji: Ndifinyireni ndiyambe kutuluka.

18. Chodetsa nkhaŵa chachikulu chobweretsa moyo watsopano padziko lapansi ndikukhala ndi udindo wawo wonse.

19. Chikondi chachikulu chomwe mudzamve mukamabweretsa moyo watsopano mdziko lapansi.

Kaya mwakonzekera ulendo wanu wotsatira kapena mukufunabe maupangiri othandizira kuti izi zitheke, tili ndi msana wanu! Dinani apa kuti mupeze zonse zomwe zili ndi pakati, kuyambira sabata limodzi mpaka kubereka. Kapena werengani mndandanda wachiwiri wazinthu 29 zokha zomwe mayi wapakati angamvetse (chifukwa titha kupitilira kwamuyaya).

Lindsey Dodge Gudritz ndi wolemba komanso mayi. Amakhala ndi banja lake lomwe likusuntha ku Philadelphia (pakadali pano). Adasindikizidwa mu The Huffington Post, Detroit News, Sex ndi State, ndi blog ya Independent Women Forum. Banja lake blog limapezeka www.puttingonthegudritz.com.