Amayi Akuika Mabomba Onyezimira Mu Vaginas Awo

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Palibe cholakwika chilichonse pakuwonjezera utawaleza wachinyamata wa Lisa Frank komanso zonyezimira m'moyo wanu. Kaya zimabwera mu mawonekedwe a toast, frappuccino, kapena ngakhale Zakudyazi za unicorn, palibe manyazi podumphira pa bandwagon ya unicorn-pambuyo pake, ngati fumbi la technicolor pixie silingakupangitseni kumwetulira, zingatheke bwanji?

Koma ngati mungadabwe kuti izi zitha kufika pati, tafika pachimake kwenikweni. Kampani yotchedwa Pretty Woman Inc. ikugulitsa bomba lenileni la glitter glitter lotchedwa Passion Dust. Cholinga chake? Kuti ndikupatseni "chisangalalo chowoneka bwino." (Chifukwa mwachiwonekere, ziphuphu zanthawi zonse sizabwino mokwanira monga zilili.) Monga chipembere chilichonse chomwe chakhala chikuyendetsa ma interwebs chaka chatha, chinali kugunda mwachangu, mwachangu kugulitsa patsamba la kampaniyo.

Passion Dust ndi "kapisozi wonyezimira yemwe amalowetsedwa kumaliseche osachepera ola limodzi asanagone. Makapisozi akamakhala otenthedwa ndikuthiridwa ndi madzi amadzi amthupi amayamba kupasuka, kumasula Passust Dust yonyezimira, yotsekemera mkati mwa kapisozi," malinga ndi webusaitiyi.

Zachidziwikire, kukhala ndi cholumikizira cha Milky Way Galaxy-themed kumamveka ngati kosangalatsa, koma kungoganiza zokaponyera piritsi lokongola pamenepo kumawoneka ngati kokayikitsa. Funsani aliyense, ndipo atsimikiziridwa kuti akutsimikizirani mantha anu: "Matupi akunja kumaliseche atha kusokoneza pH yake ndipo atha kubweretsa ku vaginitis kapena matenda ena," atero a Angela Jones, MD, ob-gyn ovomerezeka ndi board , monga tidanenera m'nkhani yathu ngati mazira a jade ali otetezeka kuyika mkati mwanu. (Chenjezo la Spoiler: iwo sali.)

Kampani yomwe ili kumbuyo kwa Passion Dust imanenetsa kuti zonyezimira zawo zamafuta ndi miyala yamtengo wapatali sizowopsa ndipo ndi zozungulira (osati zamakona anayi), zomwe zimachepetsa chiopsezo chakukwiya m'mbali mwake. Zosakaniza zake zimaphatikizapo makapisozi a gelatin, zonyezimira zodyedwa ndi wowuma, ufa wa mthethe (chingamu cha arabic), wowuma wa Zea Mays, ndi masamba a stearate.

"Pali zonyezimira zowopsa, mankhwala, ndi zowonjezera mumlomo wonyezimira zomwe mumavala kapena chowonekera kumaso kapena kumaso kuposa zomwe zili mumalondawa," malinga ndi tsamba la Passion Dust. Amatsutsa kuti munakokapo kale kapena kumeza zinthu zonyezimira ndi mankhwala owopsa popanda kudwala, ndipo kuti palibe chomwe chimalowa m'maliseche ndi chotetezeka 100 peresenti- kuchokera ku ma tampons, douche, ufa, ndi mafuta onunkhira mpaka zoseweretsa, mafuta opaka, mafuta odzola, mafuta, ndi mafuta onunkhira. ngakhale misomali ndi zala zauve. Malinga ndi tsambalo, "Ngati mudakhalapo ndi vuto la nyini mudali musanagwiritse ntchito Dothi la Passion ... Chowonadi ndi chakuti, palibe chomwe chiyenera kulowa mmenemo ndipo ngati chingatero, muyenera kugwiritsa ntchito nzeru zanu posankha zinthu izo zidzakhala. "

Komabe, chifukwa chakuti zinthu zina sizimaika pachiwopsezo thupi lanu m'malo ena sizitanthauza kuti ali otetezeka kumaliseche anu: Mwachitsanzo, zipatso ndi nyama zam'mimba ndizabwino kupita m'mimba mwanu koma ndi lingaliro loyipa kupita kulikonse magawo anu aakazi. Ngakhale zopangidwa ndi organic zomwe zidatsukidwa zoyera zimanyamula mabakiteriya, kubweretsa tizilombo toyambitsa matenda kumaliseche anu ndikusokoneza momwe mabakiteriya amadziwira m'nyini, zomwe zingayambitse matenda, malinga ndi a Mary Jane Minkin, MD, pulofesa wothandizana nawo pachipatala cha Yale School. Zamankhwala, monga tidanenera mu Zinthu 10 Zomwe Simuyenera Kuyika Pafupi ndi Nyini Yanu.

Kuopsa kwathanzi pambali, tiyeni tingotenga mphindi kuti tiganizire chifukwa chake makapisozi okongolawa adapangidwa koyambirira: kutembenuza magawo anu azimayi kukhala chinsinsi, chachilendo mdziko lino. Makamaka, webusaitiyi imalongosola kuti "kununkhira kwake ndi kokoma ngati maswiti koma osati kotsekemera mopitilira muyeso, kokwanira kuti wopanga wanu azimva kuti Yara wanu (dona lamadzi kapena gulugufe) ndi zomwe abambo onse amayenera kuwoneka, kumva ndi kulawa; ofewa, wokoma komanso wamatsenga! "

Ah, ndikhululukireni, koma nthawi yomaliza ndidayang'ana, onse vaginas ndi zamatsenga ngakhale atakhala ofewa kapena okoma kapena akuthwanima kapena ayi. Amachita bwino kwambiri kuposa akalonga osangalatsa kapena kutumiza zinyama zazing'ono kuyimba-zimabereka moyo wamunthu wopanda pake.

Ndipo, mozama, ndi liti nthawi yomaliza yomwe mudawona malonda akugulitsidwa kwa anyamata akulonjeza kuti apanga maliseche awo kuti awoneke bwino? (Dick disco mipira? Zowonjezera kuti umuna ukhale wokoma ngati makeke?)

Ayi? Eya, ndinaganiza choncho. Yakwana nthawi yomwe dziko lapansi liganiza zokonda ndikuyamikira "agulugufe" athu apamwamba chifukwa cha zinthu zamatsenga zomwe sizofunika.

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