Tsiku M'moyo Wa Amayi Atsopano

Zamkati

• 6:30 a.m.
• 7:30 a.m.
• 9:00 a.m.
• 9:08 m'mawa
• 10:00 a.m.
• 11:00 a.m.
• 11: 05 m'mawa
• 12:00 madzulo
• 1:00 p.m.
• 1:15 madzulo
• 2:00 p.m.
• 4:00 p.m.
• 5:00 p.m.
• 5:30 pm
• 6: 00–9: 00 masana
• 9:05 madzulo

Ndili ndi anyamata atatu, onse atasiyana zaka ziwiri. Lero, ali ndi zaka 7, 5, ndi 3. Ndisanakhale ndi mwana wanga wamkulu, sindinakhalepo ndi mwana kale, ndipo sindinadziwe zomwe ndingayembekezere. Ndidadziwa kuti amayamwitsa pafupifupi maola awiri aliwonse. Ndidadziwa kuti akasauka ndikusuza kwambiri. Kupatula apo, ndidaganiza kuti agone. Amati ana obadwa kumene amagona kwambiri… sichoncho? Ndinaganiza kuti ndikathera kumangomugwetsa pansi ndikupita ndi moyo wanga. Mwinanso nditha kukhala ndi nthawi yochita zolimbitsa thupi zina za Pilates kuti "ndibwezeretse thupi langa."

Izi sizomwe zidachitika.

6:30 a.m.

Ndimadzuka kwa mwana yemwe akung'ung'udza mu dzanja langa. Ndagonanso unamwino. Ichi sichinthu chachikulu, chifukwa timadziwa kuti tigona limodzi ndikuwonetsetsa kuti tili ndi malo ogona ogona bwino. Khanda Blaise amenyedwa pa boob wanga wakumanzere watha mkaka. Ndidatulutsa boob yanga yakumanja, ndikumupotokola kumbali inayo, ndikumugwirizira. Amayamba kuyamwa mokhutira. Tonsefe timabwerera kukagona.

7:30 a.m.

Zomwezo zikuchitikanso! Kupatula Blaise nthawi zambiri amangodzitchinjiriza ndipo sindinabweretsenso bere langa mu malaya anga. Palibe aliyense wa ife amene amadzuka bwino. Takhala tikupanga izi usiku wonse. Ndimaganiza kuti ana sayenera kugona, koma chinthu chogona cha boobu tonse tili ndi maola asanu ndi anayi olimba.

9:00 a.m.

Tsopano ali maso. Ndimamuyamwitsanso kumanja kuti ndiwone ngati ndingagonane naye mphindi zochepa, koma akufunikira thewera lake litasinthidwa. Ndimasindikiza ma boob onse mu malaya anga ndikumunyamula kupita naye pagome losinthira. Izi zimandipweteka kumusi uko. Poop ndi wokonda kwambiri, womata, komanso zochuluka kuposa momwe ndimaganizira kuti munthu wocheperako angatulutse. Ndimagwiritsa ntchito zopukutira zambiri chifukwa palibe njira yodzidzimutsa yomwe ndikupezera anthu padzanja langa.

9:08 m'mawa

Blaise ndiwodzuka, koma safuna kuyikidwa pansi. Ndidadzipukuta ndikukulunga mu Moby ndikumulowetsa mkati, pomwe amakhala mosangalala ndikamadya chakudya cham'mawa, ndikuyesera kuti ndisamuthirire chimanga pamutu pake. Ndalephera. Kukuzizila. Ndi wadazi. Amalira. Chifukwa chake tsopano ndili pamapazi anga, ndikumenyetsa komanso kutseka. Umu si momwe ndimakonda kudya ma Cheerios anga.

10:00 a.m.

Kutseka ndikubweza sikuthandiza. Ndiyenera kuti ndimutulutse mu Moby Wrap, kuti ndizidzisinthana ndekha, ndikatenge pilo la Boppy, ndikatenge televizioni, ndikumaliza mwana. Kulira kwake kumasiya nthawi yomweyo. Amayamwa bere limodzi, kenako linalo. Ndikuwonera gawo lonse la "The X-Files." Agona tulo. Izi ndizodabwitsa kwambiri kuposa momwe ndimaganizira.

11:00 a.m.

Ndi nthawi ya thewera kachiwiri. Izi ndizocheperako kuposa momwe ndimaganizira. Ndipo sindinangosintha thewera lake lodzidzimutsa? Sindinazolowere kukhala wotere kwa wina wosauka. Amagona kudzera pakusintha kwa thewera. Amatha kugona kudzera mu bomba la atomiki ngati anali ndi malingaliro abwino.

11: 05 m'mawa

Ndidamubwezeretsanso mu Moby Wrap ndikuyesera kuti ndigwire ntchito zapakhomo. Amadzuka mwachidule, kenako nkubwereranso. Zovala zina ndizopindidwa. Malo osambiramo afafanizidwa. Sindingakhale ndikuchita izi chifukwa ndimakhala nditasala sabata limodzi nditabadwa. Koma, mukudziwa, alendo.

12:00 madzulo

Blaise amadzuka mu Moby ndikuyamba kusefukira ndikungokhala pansi ndikumanga mpango makeke amphatso zamwana nkhomaliro. Palibe amene anabweretsa chakudya chothandiza, monga lasagna. Onse anali makeke ndi keke. WTF, anthu? Ndasiya makeke kuti ndisinthe mwanayo, kachiwiri, ndikutulutsa Boppy, kachiwiri, ndikukhala pakama, kachiwiri, kuti nditha kuyamwitsa mwana mabere onse awiri. Apanso. Ndinaganiza kuti ndifunikira zinthu zoseketsa zomwe mumamangirira ku bra yanu kuti ndikukumbutseni bere lomwe mudayambirako. Ayi. Boob yemwe ndimayenera kugwiritsa ntchito watupa ngati buluni ya bwalo lamasewera. Wina ndi wopepuka. Ndikudandaula kuti ndiziwoneka motere nthawi yonse ya unamwino wanga.

1:00 p.m.

Ndimayesetsa kusamba, chifukwa ali maso komanso wosangalala. Pamapeto pake ndimatuluka m'madzi ofunda, mavuvu a shampu akuuluka, kuti nditonthoze mwana wakhanda. Ndimamugwedeza ali maliseche pansi, ndikutsuka tsitsi langa, ndikumugwedeza ali maliseche pansi pa bafa, mkhalidwe, ndikumulola akufuule kwinaku ndikutsuka. Ndikumva ngati ndataya khungu lonyansa kwambiri.

1:15 madzulo

Mwanayo wakwiya kwambiri. Ndimamutulutsa ndikumuthamanga kupita kuchipinda, komwe ndimayala pabedi ndikumuyamwitsa. Sindivutikira ndi chopukutira. Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake, koma nthawi zonse ndimaganiza kuti kukhala mayi kungaphatikizepo matawulo.

2:00 p.m.

Ndikadali unamwino. Tonsefe timafunikira kugona pang'ono pambuyo povulala. Ndikungoyenda pang'ono, ngakhale ndikudziwa kuti ndidzakhala ndi tsoka la tsitsi m'manja mwanga ndikadzuka. Ndikudziwa bwino lomwe kuti palibe amene amasamala za ine. Ndipo kuganiza kuti ndingaganize zodzola zodzoladzola lero.

4:00 p.m.

Mwamuna wanga, Bear, amabwera kunyumba kuchokera kukaphunzitsa. Amanyamula mwanayo ndikupanga nkhope, chifukwa Blaise adawonekeradi. Ndipo pambuyo pa tsiku lathunthu, uyu ndi wake.

5:00 p.m.

Ndine wolusa, chifukwa chake Bear amandipangira chakudya chenicheni nditaimirira kukhitchini (ndi Blaise mu Moby Wrap) ndikulankhula naye za tsiku lodzaza ndi anthu omwe samanyamula.

5:30 pm

Amugwira Blaise kwinaku ndikung'ung'udza chakudya chenicheni. Zimaphatikizapo magulu azakudya ndipo zimafuna ziwiya kuti tidye. Sindikugwira mwana. Chisangalalo.

6: 00–9: 00 masana

Blaise masango-anamwino. Ndimakhala pakama ndikuwerenga pomwe amasintha mosiyanasiyana kuchokera ku boob kupita ku inayo. Izi mwina ndizabwino kwambiri, chifukwa magawo anga atsikana ali pamoto. Ino ndi nthawi yomwe ine ndi Bear timakonda kupita kukadya. Ndimakumbukira zimenezo, ndipo ndimayamba kulira. "Kodi ndi momwe zidzakhalire tsopano?" Ndikufuna. "Kodi ndizimangidwa pamphasa kwa maola ndi maola ndi maola usiku uliwonse?" Nthawi yomweyo, akuyima ndikugona tulo.

9:05 madzulo

Tisintha thewera. Amakhala mtulo. Tidamuyika pachimake ndikumukuza mpaka kumtunda. Izi zitigulira osachepera maola awiri nthawi yakulu. Timagwiritsa ntchito kukhala pakama. Ndife makolo sabata limodzi, ndipo ndife olumala kale.

M'masabata awiri kuchokera pamene ndinabereka mwana woyamba, ndinkangokhalira kutopa. Sindinapeze chakudya chokwanira. Ndinkaona ngati ndiyenera kuyeretsa alendo. Ndi ana anga awiri otsatira, ndinali wotsimikiza kupeza thandizo lina - kapena kupangitsa kuti amuna anga atenge tchuthi cha abambo. Ndinakhala pabedi, pomwe ndinali, ndipo sindinayese kuchita kalikonse koma kuyamwitsa mwana. Ndikulangiza kwambiri mayi aliyense wobereka pambuyo pake kuti achite zomwezo.

Elizabeth amakhala limodzi ndi anyamata atatu ang'onoang'ono, agalu atatu akulu, komanso mwamuna woleza mtima kwambiri. Wolemba antchito wa Amayi Oopsa, adalemba m'malo angapo olera, kuphatikiza TIME, kuphatikiza pakukambirana pa CNN ndi NPR. Mutha kulumikizana naye pa Facebook kapena Twitter.