Kukhazikika Kwa Mirror Yanga Yonse Kunandithandiza Kuchepetsa Kunenepa
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China chake chabwino chikuchitika posachedwa-ndikumva bwino, ndikusangalala, komanso ndikuwongolera. Zovala zanga zikuwoneka kuti zikukwanira bwino kuposa momwe zimakhalira kale ndipo ndine wamphamvu komanso wodzidalira. Ayi, si zakudya zaposachedwa kwambiri. Sindinasinthe kalikonse pakuchita masewera olimbitsa thupi. Nachi chinthu: sindilinso ndigalasi lathunthu.
Zojambula sizinali vuto nthawi zonse kwa ine. Ndili wamng’ono, sindinkaganizira n’komwe za maganizo anga. Ndinali kamwana kakang'ono, kamtsikana kakang'ono kamene kanali ndi njala yochuluka komanso mphamvu zopanda malire. Ndili wachinyamata, ndinkatha kudya zimene ndinkakonda: Nkhuku ya Nkhuku ya Buffalo, chithandizo chachikulu cha spaghetti chosagonjetseka cha amayi anga, masangweji odzaza ndi mabala ozizira. Ngakhale ndimakhala ndikumwa mowa kwambiri usiku komanso kudya pakati pausiku, ndimangopeza mapaundi owonjezera ochepa. M'malo mwake, ndimakonda chakudya kwambiri kotero kuti ndidapanga ntchito yanga nditamaliza maphunziro anga pomwe ndidakhala wothandizira mkonzi pakampani yofalitsa chakudya ku New York City.
New York. Ntchito. Ndinali wamkulu. Ndipo, monga choncho, phwando langa la pizza linali litatha.
Ndinayamba kunenepa. mathalauza anang'ambika mosadziwika bwino. Zoluka zinakula mwamphamvu m'mapewa. Cellulite inawonekera m'malo omwe sindimadziwa kuti itha (Zida? ZOONA?!). Kudziwika kwanga ngati msungwana wowonda yemwe amatha kukhala wokhazikika pamasamba a 25-cent usiku, kudagwedezeka. Kagayidwe kanga kagayidwe kake kanafika poima; kwa nthawi yoyamba, ndinaona kufunika koonera zimene ndinkadya. Koma, "idyani zomwe ndikufuna, ndikafuna" malingaliro anali pafupifupi osafafanizidwa nditakhala ndi moyo wokhoza kuchita chimodzimodzi.
Ndinkadziwa kuti ndidzalemera, koma sindinkafuna kuti zisinthe moyo wanga. Ndinkachita bizinesi mwachizolowezi: Kudya kapena kumwa ndi anzanga mausiku asanu pasabata (ndikuchepetsa nkhomaliro yopatsa thanzi, komanso kulimbitsa thupi pano ndi apo). Koma chimene chinandidya ndili wamoyo chinali kuona thupi langa latsopano pagalasi langa lalitali. [Pankhani yonse pita ku Refinery29!]