Momwe Mungapangire Izi Pomwe Simuli Nokha Kunyumba

Zamkati

• Chifukwa chake muyenera
• COVID-19 muzichita ndi zomwe simuyenera kuchita
• Ngati muli nokha
• Khazikitsani chisangalalo
• Malo, malo, malo
• Bweretsani mapulogalamu
• Malo abwino kwambiri
• Zoseweretsa zogonana kuyesa
• Ngati muli ndi mnzanu weniweni
• Khazikitsani chisangalalo
• Malo, malo, malo
• Bweretsani mapulogalamu
• Malo abwino kwambiri
• Zoseweretsa zogonana kuyesa
• Ngati muli ndi mnzanu wa IRL
• Khazikitsani chisangalalo
• Malo, malo, malo
• Bweretsani mapulogalamu
• Malo abwino kwambiri
• Zoseweretsa zogonana kuyesa
• Mfundo yofunika

Timaphatikizapo zinthu zomwe timaganiza kuti ndizothandiza kwa owerenga athu. Ngati mutagula maulalo omwe ali patsamba lino, titha kupeza ndalama zochepa. Nayi njira yathu.

Zachinsinsi zimakhala zovuta kubwera chifukwa cha mliriwu, koma kupanga zopanga zokonda - zokhazokha kapena zophatikizana - ndizotheka! Ngakhale mutakhala pafupi ndi fam, Floofy, ndi Fido.

Izi sizimangopita kukakhala ndi mliri ngakhale!

Malangizowa adzakuthandizani nthawi iliyonse pangozi-kuwombera zoopsa kukweza ena, monga ngati mutagawana malo anu ndi zipinda kapena ana, muli ndi makoma ochepa komanso oyandikana nawo, kapena mukukhala kapena kulandira ena.

Chifukwa chake muyenera

Choyamba, kugonana kwamiseche ndikotentha. Palibe chilichonse chonga kudziwa kuti mutha kubowoleza nthawi iliyonse kuti mupeze adrenaline ikukupangitsani kuti mumve ngati badass yathunthu.

Komanso, kugonana ndi zisangalalo ndizabwino kuti mukhale ndi thanzi labwino komanso thanzi chifukwa:

• kuchepetsa nkhawa ndi kuthamanga kwa magazi
• kukuthandizani kugona
• kuchepetsa chiopsezo cha matenda a mtima ndi sitiroko
• kuwonjezera chitetezo chanu
• kuchepetsa kupweteka kwa mutu, kukokana, ndi mitundu ina ya zowawa

Ngati mwalumikizana, kupsompsonana, kugwira, komanso kugonana kumalimbikitsa oxytocin, zomwe zimathandiza kuti mukhale ndiubwenzi wolimba komanso kuti mulimbitse mgwirizano wanu.

COVID-19 muzichita ndi zomwe simuyenera kuchita

Musalole kuti coronavirus yatsopano ikulepheretseni kuti muyambe, koma chitani khalani anzeru nazo. Palibe chachigololo chakuika pangozi thanzi lanu kapena la wina.

Ngati mungatsike panthawi ya mliriwu - ndipo mukuyenera kutero - malangizowa atha kuthandiza kuti akhale otetezeka:

• MUSAMachite ndi munthu watsopano. Ino si nthawi yolumikizana ndi IRL ndi mnzanu yemwe samadzipatula kunyumba kwanu.
• Chitani zolumikizana pafupifupi. Mutha kusewera ndi wina watsopano komanso mtunda ngati bwana potenga sesh yanu pa intaneti ndikutulutsa kudzera pavidiyo.
• Musaiwale zaukadaulo wina. Yesetsani kutumizirana zolaula, kutumizirana foni, kapena kutumizirana maimelo olaula. Zoseweretsa zogonana zomwe zimayang'aniridwa ndi pulogalamu ndizosangalatsa pazowonera, nazonso.
• Khalani osamala ndi mnzanu amene mumakhala naye. Pokhapokha mutakhala nokha kwa 100% kwamasabata angapo, mungafune kusintha njira zanu kuti muchepetse chiopsezo. Pewani malo a nkhope ndi nkhope ndi kupsompsonana pakadali pano, makamaka ngati mukudwala. Gwiritsani ntchito kondomu kwa P-in-V kapena kugonana kumatako, ndipo tsukani zidutswa zanu ndi ziwalo zanu musanasewere kapena mukamaliza.
• Musaiwale kuseweretsa maliseche mukamadzipatula. Dziwonetseni chikondi panthawi yopuma komanso osakhala ndi mnzanu. Ndilibe chiopsezo ndipo o ndizosangalatsa!
• Gwiritsani ntchito mafuta ambiri. Lube amapangitsa kugonana kukhala kwabwino (komanso kotetezeka!) Kaya mukuwuluka nokha, kusewera ndi zoseweretsa, kapena kukhala ndi mtundu uliwonse wogonana ndi mnzanu wa IRL.

Dziwani zambiri ndi zosintha zathu pofalikira kwa COVID-19. Komanso, pitani ku likulu lathu la coronavirus kuti mumve zambiri zamomwe mungakonzekerere, upangiri popewa ndi chithandizo chamankhwala, ndi upangiri wa akatswiri.

Ngati muli nokha

Kudzipatula nokha sikutanthauza kuti muyenera kuphonya zosangalatsa zonse. To-curling Os itha kukhala popanda munthu wina wowonekera.

Khazikitsani chisangalalo

Muyenera kukondana, choncho dzitsimikizeni nokha mwa kukhazikitsa malingaliro.

Kukhazikitsa malingaliro ndizomwe zimakupangitsani kuti mukhale osangalala ndikukutembenuzirani. Mutha kuyesa kuyatsa magetsi, kuyatsa makandulo, ndikuyika mndandanda wazosewerera zokongola - zomwe zingathandizenso kubisa zokometsera, BTW.

Malo, malo, malo

Ndi ena kunyumba, muyenera kuganizira malo abwino kwambiri oti muchokere.

Chofunikira kwambiri pamalowo ndi khomo lotseka kotero kuti palibe amene angawononge phwando lanu limodzi. Ngati muli ndi chipinda chogona ndi loko, ndinu agolide. Tsukani!

Zimbudzi ndizabwino, nazonso. Kuthamangitsa madzi kumatha kuyimitsa kulira kwaphokoso ndi kusamba kotentha kapena kusamba kumapangitsa zochitika zokhazokha.

Bonasi: Madzi ofunda amatha kukuthandizani kuti musangalale kuti muzitha kuyang'ana pazomwe akumva.

Pezani zaluso ndi zomwe mungasankhe ndipo lingalirani malo aliwonse omwe mwina simungakodwe nawo.

Bweretsani mapulogalamu

Mapulogalamu ena amatha kukulitsa gawo lanu lokhalokha ndikuthandizani kuti muzipukutira pansi.

Ganizirani zinthu monga:

• mapilo ndi mapilo kuti akuthandizeni kukhala omasuka, kupeza mbali yoyenera, ndi kupereka chinachake kubuula
• makina oyera amvekedwe kuti amveke phokoso lililonse lomwe mungapange
• piritsi kapena laputopu ngati mukufuna kuonera zolaula

Malo abwino kwambiri

Space itha kukuwuzani momwe mungakhalire (kutengera momwe mapangidwe anu aliri ochepa), koma zonse nzabwino.

Ngati muli ndi malo ogona, yesani kugona chafufumimba kwinaku mukukula kapena kutambasula matiresi anu kapena khushoni. Mtundu wa agalu ndiwabwino, inunso, chifukwa mutha kupindika msana kuti mufike kumimba yanu, kumaliseche, kapena kumatako.

Ngati ndi malo oyimirira okha, kudzithandiza nokha pamalo olimba ndikofunikira. Yendetsani phazi limodzi pampando, mbali ya mphika, kapena chimbudzi kuti mufike mosavuta kumadera akumwera.

Ngati danga lanu limakupatsirani malo okhala, tsamira kumbuyo ndikukhalamo.

Zoseweretsa zogonana kuyesa

Zoseweretsa zina zimatha kutenga chiwerewere chokwera msinkhu wina popanda kuwomba chivundikiro chanu. Muli ndi ma vibrator, mapulagi, zigubu za mpira… oh mai!

Kumbukirani izi mukamagula zoseweretsa zogonana pa intaneti:

• chete, monga Womanizer Classic kapena Mini P-spot Pleaser
• mapulagi, monga b-Vibe Snug plug
• nsapato za mpira, monga Ball Gag wa Bondage Boutique Beginner's
• Zoseweretsa zosaoneka bwino, monga Tenga Egg Masturbator, Kyss Rechargeable Lipstick Vibrator, ndi Chickie Emojibator
• ma panti otetemera, monga Kufuula O's My Secret Charged Panty

Ngati muli ndi mnzanu weniweni

Ndikukonzekera pang'ono, kukhala ndi chinsalu pakati sikuyenera kukulepheretsani kuti mupatsane njira yayikulu.

Nayi njira yogonana ndi mnzanu weniweni zonsezi ndi thumba la tchipisi.

Khazikitsani chisangalalo

Inde, mutha kukhazikitsa malingaliro achikondi mukamachita masewera akutali!

Kuti muchite izi, pangani makandulo ndi makandulo, koma onetsetsani kuti mwonjezeranso nyali yoyikapo kapena kuyatsa mphete.

Cholingacho ndi kuwala kokwanira kuti athe kusangalala ndi chiwonetserocho osawoneka ngati muli mchipinda chofunsira mafunso.

Kuyeretsa zabwino ndikofunikira. Onetsani kulumikizana kwanu komweko chikondi chomwe mungakhale nacho mukakumana ndi IRL. Sambani tsitsi lanu, konzani malo anu omwera (ngati ndi zomwe mwalowa), ndipo valani china chomwe mumawoneka chotentha.

FYI, sikuyenera kukhala zovala zamkati kapena zina zotere pokhapokha ngati ndizomwe mumamva bwino!

Malo, malo, malo

Chifukwa cha kukonda zinthu zonse zonyansa, chonde oh chonde sankhani chipinda chokhala ndi chinsinsi kwambiri mnyumbamo, ngakhale ndi garaja yolumikizidwa!

Khomo lotsekeka komanso mwayi wopeza nyimbo kapena madzi othira kuti mumveketse zonyansa ndikupumira kwambiri ndikofunikira. Simudzadandaula za kumvedwa ndipo m'malo mwake mutha kuyang'anirana.

Osadandaula kwambiri za momwe danga lanu limawonekera. Mutha kupanga kukopa danga kulikonse pogwiritsa ntchito pulogalamu yanu kapena kungopachika pepala kumbuyo kwanu.

Bweretsani mapulogalamu

Props atha kupangitsa kuti kanema wanu azikhala wotsatira ndikuthandizira kuti azisamala.

Makina oyera amawu amatha kupulumutsa wokondedwa wanu kumamvekedwe ochepera kunyumba, monga kulira mokweza kapena kumenyera mbale, kwinaku mukuseka zonena zanu zonyansa kapena kusangalatsa zosangalatsa zanu.

Mapilo ndi mapilo amakulolani kuyika thupi lanu bwino ndikupanga kuzizira, pakhoma lolimba ngati mulibe mwayi wogona pabedi. Koposa zonse, samveka phokoso lokweza.

Malo abwino kwambiri

Maudindo akuyenera kugwira ntchito ndi malo omwe alipo NDIPO kukupatsani inu ndi boo anu mawonekedwe abwino.

Ngakhale kusangalala kwathunthu kwapambuyo, mutha kulowerera m'malo anu abwino ndikusewera ndikuyika kamera, mapepala, kapena thovu posamba. Pafupifupi kapena IRL, ndi thupi lanu ndipo mumasankha momwe mungaigwiritsire ntchito.

Maudindo oti muganizire:

• kudalira kubwerera mumiyendo kapena mphika = kupeza kosavuta kwa inu ndi kuwonera primo kwa iwo
• kukhala padesiki kapena patebulo kumakupatsani mwayi wa FaceTime mpaka mutakonzekera chiwonetsero cha peep
• kugwada kumapereka kukhazikika kulikonse, kotero manja anu ali omasuka kusewera ndikusunthira foni yanu mmwamba, pansi, kapena kumbuyo mosavuta

Zoseweretsa zogonana kuyesa

Ofuula, ikani manja anu pa mpira gag pronto.

Tsopano, yesani choseweretsa chaukadaulo chotengera kuti mupititse chikondi chanu ku mulingo wina. Ndikulankhula zoseweretsa zogonana zothandizidwa ndi pulogalamu zomwe zimatha kuwongoleredwa patali.

Malingaliro ena, omwe mungagule pa intaneti:

• Kwa anthu omwe ali ndi Prostate, the Edge by Lovense ndiyosinthika komanso yopanda madzi, ndimayendedwe opanda malire omwe amatha kuyambitsidwa ndi mawu komanso kusakanikirana ndi nyimbo zanu.
• Pakutulutsa kwa mbolo, We-Vibe Verge mphete yolumikizira imasangalatsa msana ndi perineum.
• Pazakhungu zovulaza, kalulu wa Bluetooth wa Lovense Nora ndichabwino kwa clit, V, ndi G-banga.

Ngati muli ndi mnzanu wa IRL

Coronavirus kuyendera limodzi ndi mnzake wa IRL kumatha kukhala kotentha kwamisala ngakhale ndi ena mnyumba.

Khazikitsani chisangalalo

Chotsani mayimidwe onse mukakhazikitsa malingaliro okuthandizani kuti mukhalebe m'deralo pomwe ena akupitiliza bizinesi yawo.

Zinthu zomwe zingathandize:

• mndandanda wazoseweretsa
• zolaula zolaula
• nthano zachigololo pogwiritsa ntchito zongopeka kapena buku lachiwerewere
• kusamba kotentha kapena shawa
• makandulo
• kutikita minofu

Malo, malo, malo

Akasupe amadzimadzi ndi mahedifodi akumenyetsa khoma ndiwodziwikiratu. Pitani pabedi ndikutsika ndikudetsa pansi ngati mukufuna kubetcherana.

Mukusowa chinsinsi china? Ikani kumbuyo kumtunda wapamwamba ndikupita kukabati ya mtundu wachikulire wa mphindi zisanu ndi ziwiri Kumwamba.

Ngati mutha kuzembera ndikutuluka kubafa osakweza ena, madzi othamanga atha kukuthandizani kuti misonkhano yanu isakhale chinsinsi.

Bweretsani mapulogalamu

Chilichonse chomwe chimathandiza kuti mawu anu asamveke pamwamba pamndandanda wazomwe muyenera kukhala nazo pazogonana pa IRL potseka:

• makina oyera oyera
• speaker kapena chida china chosewerera nyimbo
• TV

Gwiritsani ntchito mapilo ndi mapilo kuti musonyeze zomwe mumakonda kusewera komanso khushoni yowonjezera ya pushin 'mutagwada kapena kumbuyo. Gwiritsani ntchito kuti musokoneze mawu anu ogonana, inunso.

Kulankhula za mapilo, kuwonjezera mtolo wogonana kumalo anu ovuta kuyenera kulingalira nthawi iliyonse, koma makamaka mukamafunika kuwonjezera luso lanu.

Malo abwino kwambiri

Malingana ngati muli ndi danga, malo ambiri atha kusinthidwa kuti mukhale ozindikira posankha kukwapula, kumenya mbama, kapena kukodola.

A angapo apamwamba kwambiri kuti ayesere:

• Kuyimirira O: Zabwino kwambiri pamasewera azosewerera, masewera osewerera, kugonana mkamwa, komanso kugonana kosalolera. Mnzake wina amayimirira kumbuyo kwawo kapena kutsogolo kwawo kukhoma kapena malo ena othandizira, pomwe winayo amayimirira, amagwada, kapena amakhala kutsogolo kapena kumbuyo.
• Wokwera pamwamba: Wokondedwayo agona chagada ndipo mnzake wolandirayo amawakwapula P-V, P-in-A, kapena frottage. Wolandirayo amayang'anira kuya, kuthamanga, komanso phokoso lakumenya mbama.

Zoseweretsa zogonana kuyesa

Kulamula pa intaneti komanso kutumiza osalumikizana kumatanthauza kuti mutha kusungitsa kabudula wa goodie ndikusunga moyo wanu wogonana ngakhale utakhala mliri.

Ndatchula kale zosangalatsa za mtsamiro wogonana. Nawa zoseweretsa zina zomwe mungasangalale nazo limodzi mukamasunga nthawi yanu yosewerera:

• Kugonana. Simusowa kukhala uber kinky kapena BDSM kuti musangalale ndi zisangalalo zakugonana! Amalola aliyense kutenga zogonana kumalo atsopano popanda kugwedeza mitu yamphongo kapena matiresi.
• Amphongo. Mabala a mpira ndi ma gags amatha kupangitsa ngakhale okonda chidwi kukhala chete ndikukhala ndi nthawi yayikulu.
• Chete vibes. Chifukwa cha zidole zopanda phokoso, aliyense akhoza kusangalala ndi chiseko chotsitsimula chomwe chimanjenjemera. Pezani vibe yanu ndi ma clit vibes, ma nipple vibes, mapulagi akututuma, massager a Prostate, tambala tambala tating'onoting'ono, ma dildos, ndi ma strap-ons.

Mfundo yofunika

Nyumba yathunthu komanso mliri sikuyenera kukulepheretsani kuyambiranso. Udindo woyenera, phokoso lakumbuyo, komanso chinyengo pang'ono zitha kupita kutali mukamafuna kutenga nawo mbali pazokopa popanda aliyense wanzeru.

Adrienne Santos-Longhurst ndi wolemba pawokha komanso wolemba yemwe analemba kwambiri pazinthu zonse zaumoyo ndi moyo kwazaka zopitilira khumi. Akapanda kulembedwapo kuti afufuze nkhani ina kapena kufunsa akatswiri azaumoyo, atha kupezeka akusangalala mozungulira tawuni yakunyanja ndi amuna ndi agalu kapena kuwaza pafupi ndi nyanjayo kuyesera kuti adziwe kuyimilira.