'Broad City' Ili ndi Mzere Watsopano Wa Zoseweretsa Zogonana

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Pulogalamu ya Mzinda Wotakata Makanda (Ilana Glazer ndi Abbi Jacobson, omwe adapanga ziwonetserozi ndi omwe akuchita nawo masewerawa) siwoyamba kunena zakugonana kwenikweni pa TV (moni, Kugonana ndi Mzinda, Atsikana, etc.). Koma kusapepesa kwawo, malingaliro osasefera komanso kuchita zinthu mozungulira NYC pa Comedy Central akukhazikitsa mulingo watsopano waufulu wakugonana pamawayilesi wamba. Adakambirananso nkhani zikuluzikulu monga kuyerekezera zakugonana komanso maudindo a amuna ndi akazi, komanso zinthu monga kutulutsa makondomu, onse munyengo zawo zitatu zoyambirira. Kumasulira: Akupha masewera a comedy-meets-sexual-wokeness.

Chifukwa chake sitepe yotsatira ndikukhazikitsa mzere wazoseweretsa zachiwerewere. Ndichoncho-Mzinda Wotakata ikufuna kukupatsirani nyengo yachinayi yamatsenga awo (pa Seputembara 13) ndipo adakudalitsaninso ndi # zonse zomwe mukufunikira pamoyo wa Os wopanda malire.

Mzinda Wotakata adagwirizana ndi Lovehoney, mtundu wachikulire kumbuyo kwa 50 Mithunzi ya Imvi mzere wazoseweretsa zachiwerewere, kuti mupange Gulu Lophatikizira la Lovehoney Official Broad City Pleasure. (BTW, LoveHoney adatulutsanso kafukufukuyu yemwe akuwonetsa kuti nthawi yotentha ndi nthawi yotentha kwambiri.)

Koma iyi siyomwe mumachita mofanana ndi ma vibes ndi maunyolo opanda pake; Chogulitsa chilichonse chimafuula "Broad City" kuchokera ku "The Vulvarine" vibrator ya kalulu ndi "Dr. Wiz" vib vibator ku chinsinsi cha lipstick vibe (buluu lowala, kuti lifanane ndi mthunzi wa Ilana) komanso "Pegasus" olembedwa ndi "msomali ngati mfumukazi" zofunkha) zolimbikitsidwa ndi zopumira za Abbi pachimake 4, nyengo ya 2. Palinso chikwangwani cha "Yas Kween", chipolopolo chachikondi cha "Respect Your Dick", "Man on a Mission" maliseche dzira (chifukwa ma dudes ngati choseweretsa chabwino), "Ass Ass of an Angel" plug plug, "Mind My Vagina" lubricant, ndi zina zambiri zogulitsa patsamba la Lovehoney.

Mtsikana wokwanira MVP, komabe, ndi seti ya "Nature's Pocket Kegel Balls," chingwe cholumikizidwa cha mipira iwiri ya 1.25-ounce kegel yopangidwa kuti ikuthandizireni kuyimba pansi (yomwe, BTW ndiyofunikira polemba bwino Os ndikusunga chikhodzodzo kutuluka komwe kumachitika panthawi yochita masewera olimbitsa thupi, mwa zina) Zapangidwira kuti zikupatseni kulimbitsa thupi kolimba kwinaku mukusangalatsanso. Ndipo pezani izi: Mipira yokhayokhayo imamasula kuti muthe kuchotsa kulemera kwake ndikugwiritsa ntchito malowo kusunga zinthu. (Penyani gawo lomaliza la nyengo 3 kuti mumve pang'ono kuchokera ku Ilana kuti kutsogolo.)

"Ndife okondwa kwambiri kukhala ndi mzere wazinthu zosangalatsa," adatero Ilana ndi Abbi, m'mawu. "Timakonda izi Mzinda Wotakata'Kugonana kwa amuna ndi akazi kumatenga moyo weniweni ndi zinthu izi, ndipo tikukhulupirira kuti dziko lapansi lizisangalala nazo. "

Zogulitsazo ndizabwino kwambiri (yopanda madzi, silicone, ndi jazz yonseyo) koma simuyenera kukhala baller kuti mudzichotse ngati mwana wakhanda. Mzere wonsewo ndi wamtengo Mzinda Wotakata miyezo (kotero mutha kukwanitsa ngakhale mutayesedwa kubwereka nyumba yanu ku Airbnb ndikugona mu hema padenga lanu kuti mupeze ndalama zowonjezera, ku la Abbi ndi Ilana). Zomwe zimayambira zimayamba pafupifupi $ 13 ndikugwira mpaka $ 80, max.

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