15 Maganizo Oopsa Kholo Ndi Limene Lingakhale Ndiwo
Mlembi:
Lewis Jackson
Tsiku La Chilengedwe:
11 Meyi 2021
Sinthani Tsiku:
14 Ogasiti 2025
Zamkati
- 1. Vasectomy imapweteka, motsimikiza. Koma kwa kanthawi kochepa chabe. Osati zaka 18.
- 2. Zachidziwikire, ndidzakhala nawo pa phwando la tsiku lobadwa la mwana wanu wazaka 1. Ndi BYOB, sichoncho?
- 3. Kodi sitingadumphe kusamba usikuuno? Palibe amene azamuseka - aliyense amakonda Pigpen!
- 4. Msasa wogona ndiwopezeka chaka chonse, sichoncho?
- 5. Ndikudabwa momwe zingakhalire kukhala wogontha…
- 6. Nchifukwa chiani ndakatulo ija ya "What Little Boys Made Of" isalankhule za zinyenyeswazi?
- 7. Zomwe ndikadapangira kapu ya khofi pakadali pano…
- 8. Mwina nditatseka maso anga nthawi yayitali, apita kukalandira chakudya chake cham'mawa.
- 9. Aliyense amene anayambitsa mawu oti "wopondereza wopondereza pang'ono" ayenera kukhala m'ndende.
- 10. Ndikamva kuti "tili mpaka pano?" nthawi inanso, ndikuthyola tepi yachitsulo.
- 11. Chifukwa chiyani ndidagula zoyera zija?
- 12. Ndikudabwa ngati angaphonye chojambulira chake ndikadachibisa / kuchiponyera ku zinyalala / kuchimenyetsa zidutswa 500 miliyoni…
- 13. Ndimagulitsanso mchenga wofulumira.
- 14. Ngati satya timitengo ta nsomba, ndikulumbira kwa Mulungu kuti nditaya ...
- 15. "Pepani, okondedwa, kodi mukufuna nyama za nkhuku m'malo mwake?" Ndine kamvekedwe komvetsa chisoni.
Kulera ana ndichinthu chodabwitsa komanso chopindulitsa. Koma nanga bwanji pamene sichili? Sikuti mphindi iliyonse yakukhala ndi ana anu imakhala yosangalala. Ndipo munthawiyo, mumatha kukhala ndi malingaliro owopsa komanso kulota usana. Woseketsa Mike Julianelle adagawana zina mwazinthu zomwe zimabwera m'mutu mwake panthawi yazofooka ndi ana ake.
Kodi mungafotokoze?
1. Vasectomy imapweteka, motsimikiza. Koma kwa kanthawi kochepa chabe. Osati zaka 18.
2. Zachidziwikire, ndidzakhala nawo pa phwando la tsiku lobadwa la mwana wanu wazaka 1. Ndi BYOB, sichoncho?
3. Kodi sitingadumphe kusamba usikuuno? Palibe amene azamuseka - aliyense amakonda Pigpen!
4. Msasa wogona ndiwopezeka chaka chonse, sichoncho?
5. Ndikudabwa momwe zingakhalire kukhala wogontha…
6. Nchifukwa chiani ndakatulo ija ya "What Little Boys Made Of" isalankhule za zinyenyeswazi?
7. Zomwe ndikadapangira kapu ya khofi pakadali pano…
8. Mwina nditatseka maso anga nthawi yayitali, apita kukalandira chakudya chake cham'mawa.
9. Aliyense amene anayambitsa mawu oti "wopondereza wopondereza pang'ono" ayenera kukhala m'ndende.
10. Ndikamva kuti "tili mpaka pano?" nthawi inanso, ndikuthyola tepi yachitsulo.
11. Chifukwa chiyani ndidagula zoyera zija?
12. Ndikudabwa ngati angaphonye chojambulira chake ndikadachibisa / kuchiponyera ku zinyalala / kuchimenyetsa zidutswa 500 miliyoni…
13. Ndimagulitsanso mchenga wofulumira.
14. Ngati satya timitengo ta nsomba, ndikulumbira kwa Mulungu kuti nditaya ...
15. "Pepani, okondedwa, kodi mukufuna nyama za nkhuku m'malo mwake?" Ndine kamvekedwe komvetsa chisoni.
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