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Ndani sakonda thukuta labwino? Koma Bwanji timakhala olimba zimasiyanasiyana kutengera komwe tikukhala. Zambiri zatsopano kuchokera ku Google zikuwonetsa zomwe anthu akumayiko ena amafufuza kwambiri mu 2015, ndipo zina mwazomwezi zidzakudabwitsani.

Anthu aku America amakonda zikondwerero zathues ... koma ma modelo athu olimbitsa thupi sangakhale omwe mukuganiza. Mwachitsanzo, Utah imasilira zovuta za Kate Hudson (chabwino, ndani satero, kwenikweni?). Wisconsin ndi kalabu yayikulu kwambiri ya Jillian Michael, yokhala ndi chikondi cholimba chomwe amasewera bwino ndi anthu olimba apakati. Koma Washington DC idatidabwitsa tonsefe posaka kwambiri Paul Ryan. (Pazolemba, Spika watsopano wa Nyumbayi alumbirira CrossFit ndi P90X.) Osanenapo kuti aku America samvera ndale!

Anthu aku America amakonda kuloza ziwalo zathupi ... koma zokhazokha modabwitsa. Zovala zotentha za thupi ngati zothina, matako osemedwa ndi miyendo yolimba zidapangadi mndandanda (South Carolina, Maryland ndi Montana, motsatana) koma tidasakanso tinthu tating'ono tambiri. Mwachitsanzo, anthu aku California akufuna kukhala mfumu ya ana a ng'ombe pomwe anthu aku Nevada akufuna kugwirira ntchito limodzi. Anthu ku Louisiana akuyang'ana zotsimikizika zabwino pomwe anthu aku New York amalota za chifuwa chong'ambika-koma theka lakumapeto. Koma Rhode Island? Zomwe akufuna ndikugwira mwamphamvu, mwachilolezo cha zida zakupha.

Anthu aku America amakonda kukhala osiyana ... m'njira zabwino kwambiri. Oregoni anakhalabe okhulupirika kwa woimira wawo wakale ndipo anafufuza kwambiri "zolimbitsa thupi zakufa." Chifukwa Portland. (Komanso, chifukwa ndi imodzi mwazolimbitsa thupi za 9 Hard Core Zomwe Zimakufikitsani Pafupi ndi Six-Pack Abs.) Ndipo a Floridians adatsimikizira chifukwa chake ali kwawo kwamavidiyo ambiri a hip-hop posaka "masewera olimbitsa thupi ovuta." Chifukwa Miami. Timakukondani Oregon ndi Florida; osasintha!

Tikukhulupirira, zotsatira za Google zimakuthandizani kuti mupeze chilimbikitso chazolimbitsa thupi zatsopano mu 2016, koma osachepera tikukhulupirira kuti kudziwa momwe boma lanu likuchitira kulimbitsa thupi kumathandiza kufotokoza phokoso lodabwitsa lomwe limabwera kuchokera kunyumba kwa anzako!

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