29 Zinthu Zokha Wokha Wokhala Ndi Moderate to Severe Crohn's Angamvetse
Mlembi:
Louise Ward
Tsiku La Chilengedwe:
7 Febuluwale 2021
Sinthani Tsiku:
1 Kulayi 2025
Zamkati
- 1. Zopukutira ana sizongokhala za makanda zokha.
- 2. Ndikotheka kutseka mbale yachimbudzi popanda pepala.
- 3. "Chakudya chofulumira" chimafotokoza kuthamanga komwe izidzachokera m'chiuno mwako.
- 4. Zakudya zaku Italiya zimakhudza matumbo anu aang'ono.
- 5. Chimbudzi cha anthu onse, zoopsa zapadera.
- 6. Ndi kwanzeru kugula zovala zamkati zofiirira kapena zakuda zokha.
- 7. Machesi amathetsa manyazi.
- 8. Nthawi zina mumakhala ndi ma med ambiri kotero kuti mapiritsi ndi chakudya paokha.
- 9. Kulowetsedwa ndi kwa owerenga.
- 10. Mukatseka, mumamvetsetsa zowawa zobereka.
- 11. Pali njira zambiri zokonzekera H.
- 12. Ngati amakukondani ngakhale muli ndi fungo lomwe limatuluka mu matako anu, ndi omwewo.
- 13. Matumbo anu ndi phanga la zinsinsi. Khalani okonzekera ofufuza.
- 14. Barium ili ngati kugwedeza vanila kwa McDonald, kupatula popanda kununkhira kapena kusangalala.
- 15. Zolankhula zazing'ono zimakhumudwitsa kwambiri panthawi yama colonoscopy.
- 16. Timapeza mabafa momwe Indiana Jones amapeza chuma.
- 17. Poo wolimba amatanthauza kuti lidzakhala tsiku labwino.
- 18. Zowonjezera zomwe zilimo, zimafunikira kuti musadye.
- 19. Kunja kwakunja, mabafa owopsa.
- 20. Mpando wapanjira, mkulu. Mpando wapanjira.
- 21. Steroids amalimbitsa minofu yanu, makamaka yomwe ili pankhope panu.
- 22. Kutsekereza + saladi = chosiyana ndi thanzi.
- 23. Matikiti othamanga akhoza kukhala otsika mtengo poyerekeza ndi matikiti oyeretsera owuma.
- 24. Mike McCready ndi rock star pazifukwa zosiyanasiyana za whooooooole.
- 25. Zakudya zaku Mexico zimakupangitsani kuthamangira kumalire achimbudzi chapafupi.
- 26. Ngati Gandalf anali ndi Crohn ndikukumana ndi mbuluuli, amakhoza kufuula, "Simutha!"
- 27. Kumwa kuti muiwale zowawa zanu kungokupangitsani kukumbukira Crohn's yanu.
- 28. IBD ndiyofunika kungochoka pantchito yoweruza milandu.
- 29. Crohn's imapangitsa anthu kukhala osangalatsa, ozama, anzeru, komanso ozizira.
Monga odwala a Crohn, timakumana ndi bafa ndi maso osiyanasiyana ... ndikununkhiza. Konzani pepala lanu lachimbudzi kapena zopukutira ana - apa pali zinthu 29 zokha zomwe munthu wokhala ndi Crohn amamvetsetsa.
1. Zopukutira ana sizongokhala za makanda zokha.
2. Ndikotheka kutseka mbale yachimbudzi popanda pepala.
3. "Chakudya chofulumira" chimafotokoza kuthamanga komwe izidzachokera m'chiuno mwako.
4. Zakudya zaku Italiya zimakhudza matumbo anu aang'ono.
5. Chimbudzi cha anthu onse, zoopsa zapadera.
6. Ndi kwanzeru kugula zovala zamkati zofiirira kapena zakuda zokha.
7. Machesi amathetsa manyazi.
8. Nthawi zina mumakhala ndi ma med ambiri kotero kuti mapiritsi ndi chakudya paokha.
9. Kulowetsedwa ndi kwa owerenga.
10. Mukatseka, mumamvetsetsa zowawa zobereka.
11. Pali njira zambiri zokonzekera H.
12. Ngati amakukondani ngakhale muli ndi fungo lomwe limatuluka mu matako anu, ndi omwewo.
13. Matumbo anu ndi phanga la zinsinsi. Khalani okonzekera ofufuza.
14. Barium ili ngati kugwedeza vanila kwa McDonald, kupatula popanda kununkhira kapena kusangalala.
15. Zolankhula zazing'ono zimakhumudwitsa kwambiri panthawi yama colonoscopy.
16. Timapeza mabafa momwe Indiana Jones amapeza chuma.
17. Poo wolimba amatanthauza kuti lidzakhala tsiku labwino.
18. Zowonjezera zomwe zilimo, zimafunikira kuti musadye.
19. Kunja kwakunja, mabafa owopsa.
20. Mpando wapanjira, mkulu. Mpando wapanjira.
21. Steroids amalimbitsa minofu yanu, makamaka yomwe ili pankhope panu.
22. Kutsekereza + saladi = chosiyana ndi thanzi.
23. Matikiti othamanga akhoza kukhala otsika mtengo poyerekeza ndi matikiti oyeretsera owuma.
24. Mike McCready ndi rock star pazifukwa zosiyanasiyana za whooooooole.
25. Zakudya zaku Mexico zimakupangitsani kuthamangira kumalire achimbudzi chapafupi.
26. Ngati Gandalf anali ndi Crohn ndikukumana ndi mbuluuli, amakhoza kufuula, "Simutha!"
27. Kumwa kuti muiwale zowawa zanu kungokupangitsani kukumbukira Crohn's yanu.
28. IBD ndiyofunika kungochoka pantchito yoweruza milandu.
29. Crohn's imapangitsa anthu kukhala osangalatsa, ozama, anzeru, komanso ozizira.
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