Zinthu 13 Mungomvetsetsa Ngati Ndinu Munthu Wanjala Yamuyaya
Zamkati
1. Chifukwa chimodzi chomwe mumadzuka m'mawa? Chakudya.
Anthu omwe amati "Ndayiwala kudya kadzutsa" ali ngati mtundu wina kwa inu.
2. Ndipo tsiku lanu lonse limakhala kuwerengera mphindizo mpaka mudzadye kachiwiri.
Kodi ndi nthawi yoti mudyenso? (P.S. Ichi mwina ndi chifukwa chake mumakhala ndi njala mukatha kadzutsa.)
3. Mukukana kusankha chakudya chomwe mumakonda.
Makamaka chifukwa mumawakonda onse komanso chifukwa choti simukufuna kusewera.
4. Mumasunga zokhwasula-khwasula nthawi zonse.
Simudziwa nthawi yomwe hanger idzagunda. Koma, ayi, sizogawana.
5. Chifukwa, inde, palibe amene amamvetsetsa kuchuluka kwanu kwa cholembera.
Dziko likhoza kutha. Munachenjezedwa. (Osachepera kafukufuku akuwonetsa kuti anthu anjala amapanga zisankho zabwino pamoyo.)
6. Ngati wina afunsa kuti mudzadye chakudya chanu? SEKANI.
Ndipo ngati mugawana nawo mofunitsitsa, zikutanthauza kuti mumakonda kwenikweni kuposa moyo weniweniwo. Ayenera kudziona kuti ali mgulu la anzanu onse.
7. Ndipo mulungu aletse munthu wina kukhudza chakudya chanu popanda kufunsa ....
Osatero. Ngakhale. Ganizani. Za izi.
8. Munthu akangotchula zakumwa zozizilitsa kukhosi kapena nkhomaliro kapena chakudya chamadzulo kapena mchere, ndinu woyamba kulowa.
Kodi tidangodya mphindi zochepa zapitazo? Oo chabwino! Ndapeza malo m'mimba mwanga! (Chabwino, koma mulidi ndi njala? Dzifunseni Mafunso 5 Awa.)
9. Ndipo, mapulani okhawo omwe mumapanga ndi anthu amakhudzanso chakudya chamtundu wina.
Mukutanthauza chiyani basi zakumwa?
10. Lingaliro lokana chakudya kapena kunena kuti "Sindimva njala" silachilendo kwa inu.
Kodi izi zikutanthauza chiyani?!?!
11. Kukhala m'nyumba za anthu ena ndi choyipa kwambiri.
Muyenera kukhala aulemu komanso osadya chilichonse kukhitchini koma inu kwenikweni, ndikufuna kwenikweni.
12. Ukamanga chakudya chambiri ndipo anthu akufunsa komwe wachiyika, umangonjenjemera.
Mwinamwake pangani nthabwala zokhumba kuti zikadapita kuma boobs anu. Koma kwenikweni, mumadandaula pang'ono kuti mutha kulowa kwambiri m'mimba mwanu. (Nazi zambiri ngati zolemetsa zazikuluzikulu zilidi zoyipa kwa inu.)
13. Ndipo mwina munagwirapo zokhwasula-khwasula panthawi ina mukuwerenga nkhaniyi.
Palibe manyazi.