"Ndinakumana ndi Eli Manning - Ndipo Anandiuza Chinsinsi Cholimbitsa Thupi"

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Lachiwiri usiku ambiri mumandipeza ndikuwonera ZOTAYIKA ndi takeout Thai. Koma izi Lachiwiri ndinali pamzere kumbuyo kwa Sean "Diddy" Combs-kuyesera molimbika kuti azisewera bwino-paphwando lokonzekera zakumwa zatsopano za Gatorade, G Series Pro, yomwe ipezeka ku GNC kuyambira Meyi 1 (kubwerera kudzapanga .com kuti mudziwe zambiri pa izo). Mkati mwa chipinda chapamwamba cha nyumba ya TriBeCa (40 Renwick Street), othamanga, ochita masewera olimbitsa thupi, ndi anthu ochita maphwando adawombera "kuwombera" kugwedeza kokoma kwa sitiroberi m'malo mwa shampeni, ndipo ndinayang'ana kumbuyo kwa New York Giants Eli Manning akuthamanga tebulo la foosball. . Mwasowa mwayi wocheza ndi Eli? Ayi!

Ndinakumbukira kuti iye ndi mkazi wake Abby anali okonda maphunziro aku koleji, kotero ndidamufunsa ngati kuli kofunika kuti tizichita naye masewera olimbitsa thupi. "Ndizosangalatsa kwambiri, komanso mwayi wocheza nawo," akutero nyenyezi ya NFL. "Tidzaphunzira, monga Spinning, ndikutsutsa wina ndi mzake. Zimakhalanso zozizira chifukwa ndi mtundu wina wa masewera olimbitsa thupi kuposa momwe ndimakhalira panthawiyi." Poyang'ana zithunzi zomwetulira za Eli ndi Abby ndidapeza ndikufufuza pa Google usiku womwewo (pepani kukhala stalker, Eli!), Nsonga yolumikizirana thukuta iyi imagwira ntchito. Kunyumba ya cab, ndidalonjeza kuti ndichitapo kanthu ndikufunsa chibwenzi changa kuti ndiphunzire nawo kumalo ochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi (Kevin, ngati mukuwerenga izi, tidalembetsa nawo Lamlungu).

Dziwani momwe othamanga omwe timakonda komanso otchuka amakhala olimba!

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