Ndidayesa Foria Weed Lube Ndipo Zinasinthiratu Moyo Wanga Wogonana

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Monga wophunzira waku koleji, ndidakwera keke yaku Amsterdam ndidayamba mkangano ndi thumba la M & Ms. Nditatsitsimuka, ndinaganiza kuti ndatha chamba kwa moyo wanga wonse. Sindinkaganiza kwenikweni, ngakhale pano kuti ndimakhala ku California, kuti ndingakhale ndi chidwi chilichonse chokhudzana ndi chamba. Mpaka ndinamva za Foria lubes. (Zogwirizana: Kodi Weed Lube Ndiye Chinsinsi Cha Kugonana Kwanu Kwabwino Kwambiri?)

Zodzikongoletsera za mtunduwu zimalonjeza kupititsa patsogolo "kukhudzika kwamphamvu" kumadera akumwera aakazi - mwanjira ina, kukupatsani ziwonetsero zabwino. Ndinali wokayikira pang'ono, koma popeza nthawi zonse zimakhala zosavuta kuti ndipite ndi vibrator kuposa mnzanga, ndidaganiza zopita nazo.

Foria amapanga mitundu iwiri: 'Pleasure', yomwe ili ndi THC (ndipo imapezeka ku California ndi Colorado kokha) ndi 'Awaken', yomwe imapangidwa ndi CBD yochokera ku hemp ndi zina zomwe zimatchedwa aphrodisiacs zachilengedwe kuphatikizapo kava root, sinamoni, ginger, koko, vanila, ndi peppermint.

Zonse za CBD ndi THC zitha kupititsa patsogolo kukweza pakuwonjezera magazi kutuluka mthupi. Izi zitha kubweretsa kukhumudwa kowonjezeka komanso kusapeza bwino komwe kumafanana, monga momwe mungaganizire, vuto losavuta. (Ngati mukuyembekeza kukwera, pepani kuti muthane ndi maloto anu, koma odziwa zambiri amakhala m'dera lanu kuzinthu zopanda pake.) Kuwonjezera pa zovuta zomwe zimapezeka mosavuta, ma lobes amalonjeza kumverera kowonjezereka, kuchepa kwa ululu ndi kusasangalala, kuwonjezeka kwa chilakolako, ndipo pa Chisangalalo, tulo tabwino. Pa $ 48 pa 30ml, ndikutsimikiza ndikuyembekeza choncho.

Inde, panali njira imodzi yokha yodziwira.

Popeza ndimakhala ku California, ndidaganiza zopita kukapeza golide ndikuyesa Pleasure kaye. Foria ikulangiza kupopera lube mwachindunji mbali zonse za amayi anu — clitoris, labia wamkati ndi wakunja, ndi mkati mwa nyini — kenako kudikirira mphindi 15 musanatanganidwe. (Chifukwa chake, kwenikweni, ndi pre-lube.) Apa ndipomwe zimakhala zovuta pang'ono. Kugona mozungulira maliseche pamene mnzanu (tidzamutcha J) akupopera madera anu akumunsi ndi lube kumamveka kosangalatsa kwambiri kuposa kuyesa kwa amayi.

"Onetsetsani kuti mukuzipeza paliponse," ndidatero ndikutsimikiza kwa munthu wina kuti ayambe kafukufuku wamkulu wasayansi.

Nkhani zoyipa zikudikirira mphindi 15 zonse zakhala zovuta kuposa momwe timayembekezera. Tinali okonzeka kupita ndikuyesera kubwerera ngati mahatchi othamanga ngakhale pang'ono. Nkhani yabwino ndiyakuti amayi oyera a Mulungu! Mafuta awa atha kukhala chothandizira kwambiri pa moyo wanga wakugonana kuyambira pomwe zidapangidwa vibrator. M’mphindi zochepa chabe, ndinamva kutentha ndi kunjenjemera pansi.Ndipo zinali pomwe J asanandikhudze. (Zogwirizana: Ma Vibrator Opambana Ogonana Amalingaliro)

Atapita kumwera, ndimaganiza kuti ndiphulika. Kukhudza kulikonse kunakulitsidwa, ndipo kumverera kulikonse kunakulirakulira. Zinali ngati dera langa lonse la dona linali ndi ziwonetsero zake zapayekha. Big O idabwera mwachangu ndikuwoneka ngati yatenga nthawi yayitali kuposa chilichonse chomwe ndimatha kukumbukira. Zinali ngati kuyimba kudasinthidwa kuchokera ku 10 mpaka 15. Pamlingo wa 1-10.

Tinapitiliza phwandolo tingoti Pleasure sanandikhumudwitse. Ngakhale nthawi yogonana, chilichonse chimamveka chakuya komanso champhamvu kuposa zachilendo. Moti ndinatsala pang'ono kuti asiye. Mawu osakira kukhala pafupifupi. Anapitilirabe ndipo inenso. Moni nambala yachiwiri! (Zogwirizana: Ndinayesa zovuta za masiku 30 kuti ndikutsitsimutse moyo wanga wogonana)

Tsoka ilo, amuna samakhudzidwa ndi lube. (Chidziwitso china chofunikira: mafuta sali ogwirizana ndi makondomu a latex.) Ngakhale J sakanatha kukhala ndi chisangalalo chofanana, (chomwe chinandipangitsa kumva chisoni kwambiri ndi iye), ndithudi anasangalala kwambiri kuposa momwe amachitira nthawi zonse. Pamapeto tonse tinali thukuta, titagona pansi kudabwa kuti nchiyani chachitika kumene.

"Ndikugwidwa ndi mtima ngati tipitilizabe kugonana ndi zinthu zimenezo," adatero. Ndine wotsimikiza kuti sakanatero, koma mawu ake anali umboni wokhudzana ndi chidziwitso chonse.

Chifukwa cha sayansi (ndikuwonetsetsa kuti zotsatira zake sizongokhala za psychosomatic), tidabwereza kuyeserera kwamasiku ochepa kuti tiwonetsetse kuti sichinali chochitika cha nthawi imodzi, chosinthana pakati pa Pleasure ndi Awaken. Zokwanira, sichinali. Ngakhale kuti Kudzuka sikunali kokondweretsa kwambiri, komabe kunkatha kuchita chinyengo. Popeza momwe Chisangalalo chimamvekera mopusa, ndikadakhala wokondwa kumamatira ku Kudzuka nthawi zambiri.

Kodi ndingayambe kumwa mankhwala osokoneza bongo a Foria? Ndi kuthekera kosiyana. Koma sindikutsimikiza kuti ndingafune chidwi chotere aliyense nthawi yomwe ndimagonana. Mwina sindingachoke mchipinda chogona.

Atanena zimenezi, kodi ndionetsetsa kuti ndili ndi zinthu zokwanira nthawi zonse? Mwamtheradi.

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