Poteteza Kugona Mu Suti Yanu Yosamba Komabe Gahena Mukufuna

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Zithunzi: Leslie Goldman

Patchuthi chaposachedwa ku Playa del Carmen ndi mwamuna wanga, tidadzipezera tokha kabana wokoma wokhala ndi mthunzi wotsimikizika (wabwino pakhungu langa) komanso mtsinje wopanda malire wa guac (ngakhale bwino m'mimba mwanga). Nditapumula pabedi lathu losangalatsa, ndinadzilola kuseŵera, monga ngati Savasana, pamene ndinali kuŵerenga magazini, kuŵerenga foni yanga, ndi kugona.

Ola lililonse kapena apo, ndimadzuka kuti ndikameze madzi, kenako ndikumauma pampando wokhala pogona padzuwa. Kodi ndidatambasulira, ngati Savasana, kunja kwa malo athu achinsinsi?

Sindina.

M'malo mwake, ndimangotenga Udindowu. Mukudziwa zomwe ndikunena: Mwendo umodzi umatambasulidwa molunjika, winayo amapindika mwamphamvu pangodya ma digiri 45 kuti chiuno chiwoneke chochepa. Kumbuyo kumakhala kotchinga pang'ono, ndipo kulimba kwina kumachitika m'mimba, ngakhale cholinga chonse chogona ndi ~ kupumula ~. (Zokhudzana: Amayi Olimbikitsa Thupi Awa Adzakulimbikitsani Kuvala Bikini Mwachidaliro)

Mfundo yakuti ndinasankhira izi mopanda mphamvu ndi umboni wa momwe ife monga akazi takhalira ophunzitsidwa. Ndili ndi zaka 42, ndipo ndili ndi banja losangalala la atsikana awiri. Sindikufuna kukopa atsikana. Ndine wolemba za thanzi la amayi ndi buku la chikhulupiriro pansi pa lamba wanga. Kangapo pachaka, ndimapita ku makoleji ndi mayunivesite kukakamba zolimbikitsa, zokonda mawonekedwe anu m'maholo odzaza ndi atsikana. Kodi sindiyenera kuti ndizilole kuti zizizingokhala, kulola ntchafu zanga kutuluka ndikuphwanya palimodzi, kuyiwala za mawonekedwe aliwonse a abs?

Ndiyenera, koma sindinatero.

Sindinali ndekha wowotchera dzuŵa atavala bikini pamenepo ndikamakonza malo. Kuwona mwachidule dziwe la dziwe kudanditsimikizira kuti pafupifupi azimayi onse kumeneko amakhala ndi chidziwitso chambiri chomwe chikuchitika. Kuphatikiza pa The Position, panali azimayi omwe amawerengera ma iPhones awo, akumenya mitundu yonse ya #bikinigram positi-m'mimba pansi, atakwera m'zigongono, atakhala moyandikana m'mphepete mwa dziwe pomwe amayang'ana kunyanja; atakhala miyendo ikuluikulu pampando wochezera, m'mimba mwayamwa, dzanja limodzi litagwira galasi la champagne; kugwada, ntchafu kupumula pa ana amphongo, mbalame () "The Bambi").

Chifukwa chake zikuwoneka kuti tidagawika m'magulu awiri: Omwe adadzimva kuti ndiwomwe adadzimva okha komanso omwe adadzimva kuti akuyenera kupanga Likes pa Insta. Zomwe tonse tinali ofanana: Tinkachita mantha kumangovala zovala zosamba ndipo, mopenga ngati zikumveka, kupumula kwinaku tikusangalala.

Tawonani, bikini inaphulika pamphepete mwa nyanja zaka 70+ zapitazo, ndipo amayi akhala akuyamwa m'mimba kuyambira pamenepo. Ndikukhulupirira kuti woyambitsayo sanali kuyesera kulenga ntchito zambiri kwa akazi, koma kafukufuku amasonyeza kuti ngakhale kungoganizira kuyesa kusamba suti kumapangitsa akazi kumva zoipa kwambiri za matupi awo. (Zokhudzana: Amayi Awa Adafika Pozindikira Bwino Atayesa Bikinis Ndi Mwana Wake wamkazi)

Kukonzekera tchuthi nthawi zambiri kumaphatikizapo kukweza masewera olimbitsa thupi; khungu lopanda dzuwa kuti lisawoneke lotumbululuka pa Tsiku 1; ulendo wopita ku salon; a no-chip mani/pedi; ndipo mndandanda umapitilira. Pafupifupi sabata iliyonse, otsatsa malonda amandipangira "nyengo ya bikini" ndimitu yopanda tanthauzo ngati "Tip-Top Tush Booty Facial," "Turn Your Outtie to an Innie in 15 Minutes," and "Non-Invasive Way to Make your Breast Prettier for Nyengo ya Bikini."

Nayi chinthu chake: Sitikusowa mankhwala ochititsa dzanzi am'deralo kapena mafuta osunthira kuti afike kunyanja. Palibe kwenikweni amasamala ngati muli ndi "Toblerone tunnel" -malo ooneka ngati katatu omwe akuyenera kuwonekera pomwe ntchafu zamkati za mkazi zimakumana ndi khwangwala - chifukwa onse amakhala otopa ndi anthu ena oweruza. iwo. (Ndiponso, mipiringidzo ya chokoleti yaku Switzerland imapita pakamwa panu, osati pakati pa miyendo yanu-onjezerani kuti pamndandanda wazinthu zomwe simuyenera kuyika pafupi ndi nyini yanu.)

Komanso, chithunzi chilichonse chomwe mumawona pagulu chimasinthidwa kapena chabodza. Imre Çeçen wokhala ndi masewera olimbitsa thupi ku Amsterdam adapatsa otsatira ake 328,000+ Insta chisangalalo chosangalatsa mu Juni chaka chatha pomwe adalemba chithunzi chosonyeza zithunzi zoyandikana zakulendewera mapazi ake padziwe. Pachithunzichi kumanzere, cholembedwa kuti, "INSTAGRAM," Çeçen ali ndi miyendo yotentha ya galu, mphako ya ntchafu, komanso mtundu wamimba wapansi-ngakhale-wowotcha womwe umalepheretsa thupi la munthu. Pa chithunzi chakumanja, cholembedwa, "REALITY," walola kuti miyendo yake ipumule kotero kuti ntchafu zake zitambasulidwe ngati ziwalo zenizeni zathupi ndi fupa, osati zopangidwa ndi nyama. Mimba yake sinalinso concave, #becausebreathing. Mpikisano wa Ironman, Chi Pham, adatumiza chithunzi chofananira cha keepin'-it-real pooside, chomwe chinali chosangalatsa kwa otsatira ake a 178,000 a Instagram.

Poyesa kutenga chithunzi cha ntchafu ya galu yotenthayo chinatsala pang'ono kum'patsa Çeçen chophukacho, adaseka, chifukwa "amayenera kubweza msana wanga ngati wamisala, kuyimitsa miyendo yanga mmwamba (ntchito yayikulu idakhudzidwa) ndipo adakhala m'mphepete mwa dziwe lomwe. zinandipangitsa kugwa. Kamera yanga yonse & ine [pafupifupi] tidamira pachisoni chakuchita bwino. "

Zowonadi, izi zimamveka ngati njira yofooketsa kufa. Tiyeni tisiye kuyesera kuyang'ana mwanjira ina mu kuwombera kwathu kwa foni yam'manja ndikuyang'ana momwe dzuwa limamverera pakhungu lathu, kukoma kwakumwa koyamba kwa chakumwa chanu chozizira chomwe mwasankha. Nthawi yotsatira mukadzasamba pagulu, yesetsani kuti mulowe pansi. Ndiopenga kuti tifunikira kuganiza motere, koma yesani kupindika mwendo wanu, kapena kwabwino osakhala mwamalingaliro konse. Osadzipusitsa nokha chifukwa mulibe kusiyana kwa ntchafu kapena ntchafu. Dziko ndilopanikizika mokwanira monga zilili masiku ano, kodi sitingangokondwera podziwa kuti tili ndi mwayi wokhala ndi mchenga pakati pa zala zathu osadandaula ngati masewera athu a pedicure ndi olimba? Pamiyendo yathu yakufa, palibe aliyense wa ife amene angafune kuti ntchafu zathu ziziwoneka zowonda padziwe, koma tikulakalaka tikadakhala ndi nthawi yochuluka yopumula ... ndipo tinkasangalala tikamachita izi.

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